Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[BUSTERHYMAN]

People ask Reg what his favourite sex position is. Reg Is the Abraham Lincoln. When Xmarks & Ringstretch take Reg in the back of a theater and bang his fucken brains out!

 

[Reg]

Today is National Maple Syrup Day. Buster is giving free waffles with each blow job he gives today.

 

[Reg]

Buster asked Xmarks and vibrationzzz to spit roast him.

Xmarks asked why. Buster said he was celebrating “National Roasted Suckling Pig Day”.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg Is only a few inches away from having a gigantic cock. Reg thought to himself as he stood naked in the prison showers at Bexar County Detention Center.

 

[Reg]

Buster was studying Texas History. He read about the Gonzales Texas "Come and Take it" celebration. He wants to be Queen of the LGBTQ float since he has had Bronze 6 pound cannons up his ass before.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? Xmarks don't care if Reg has one.

 

[Reg]

Buster was at the bar jacking with his Fleshlight. Xmarks the bartender said “what the fuck do you think your doing”. “I’m celebrating “National Fleshlight Day” replied Buster.
“You idiot it’s National Flashlight Day”. Replied Xmarks.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Reg has 4 stolen iPhones in his ass.

 

[Reg]

Yes he does. They are plus models also.

Xmarks said to Reg. “I know you have my phone I can hear it ringing in your ass when I call it”. “No you can’t I put it on vibrate. Please call again”

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks the well hung reindeer,
Had a great enormous cock,
All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock.
All of the gay reindeer,
Had ass that were just too small,
old well hung Xmarks, Could not get any sex at all.
Then one horny Christmas eve, Reg came to say,
"Xmarks with your cock so strong...
Fuck my asshole all night long!"
Then all the gay reindeer loved him,
A few of them were heard to say,
"Xmarks the well hung reindeer...
You're so lucky Reg's gay"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Well, time to write down Reg new year resolutions.
This year Reg giving up:
1. Oral sex
2. Anal sex
3. Gang bangs I think that's it... Oh wait, just one more thing to write down...
4. Get out of Xmarks house.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Mary had a little lamb And Reg was his name He loves it up the fuckin ass But cock sucking was his game

 

[Reg]

It is National Make up your mind day. Buster finally decided he likes receiving anal best. Xmarks decided he liked giving Buster anal best. A lifelong friendship was born.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

It is National Make up your mind day. Buster finally decided he likes receiving anal best. Xmarks decided he liked giving Buster anal best. A lifelong friendship was born.

Mary had a little fag son Lets call him oxford Reg He has a load of gay clients And sucks the cheese off their knobs

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I saw Reg on the train today who was wearing a T-shirt that read, 'This is what a feminist looks like'. And right enough, he had facial hair and no tits.

 

[Reg]

Buster was visiting St Louis and got arrested for indecent exposure. His defense was Missouri is the “Show Me” state.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

News: San Antonio TX man has 27 gay boyfriends. The hardest part is Reg waiting for all 27 to go to bed so he can watch gay porn with them.

 

[Reg]

Buster is so jealous of Reg. Reg has 27 boyfriends and all Buster has is 2 - his Left Hand and Right Hand

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

There once was an arraignment in Nantucket
on charges the accused tried to suck it Reg came out as gay
and was overheard to say
"If Xmarks still in his late teens
I will fuck it!"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Some people say like Reg that Xmarks has a small cock...but on the other hand!