Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[Reg]

Today is National Argyle Day. To celebrate Buster is only sucking Scottish Men from clan Campbell.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg laughed when Ringstretch pulled down his pants and revealed his 2 inch cock. "Who are you going to give an orgasm to with that?" Reg asked. "Me," Ringstretch replied.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Ringstretch never forget Reg last words, "Hurry up, your friend Xmarks will kill me if he catches you fucking my ass. " Then the door opened.

 

[Reg]

Buster told Ringstretch how much he liked his cock. Buster says that at 2in Ringstretch makes Busters 2 1/2 inches look huge.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg said he hates giving Xmarks oral sex. At least Xmarks think that's what Reg was trying to say.

 

[Reg]

There was a squeaking noise coming from Busters bedroom. His mom walked in and Buster was fucking a rubber duck. “What are you doing?” She exclaimed. Buster said he was celebrating “National Rubber Duck Day”. The duck squeaked evertime Buster thrust his tiny cock into it.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

At the police station: Reg 'Yeah, I want to make a report about my roommate. I think Xmarks might be a pervert.' 'What makes you think that?' 'Well, last night I was watching him masturbate through the keyhole, and it looked like he was watching animal porn.'

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg optician said "how many fingers have I got up?". Reg said "is it four?" He said "good I'll try my whole fist next"

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Reg uses old condoms as rain boots.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks remember sitting watching 'The Lion King' with a lump in his throat..... His uncle went to prison soon after.

 

[185248]

It was 5 to 12 on New Years Eve. Buster and Rilla were counting down.

Buster had been waiting all year for this moment to surprise Rilla. Rilla had been waiting all year to surprise Buster.

3...2....1....Happeeee...went arse up from there..... I don't know if I should continue.....gets pretty messy.

 

[Reg]

Vibrationzzz spent new years with Buster in his Rilla costume.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Some people say Reg has a small cock...but in his other hand!

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman's underwear smells like old cum and spit

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Mary had a little lamb
And Xmarks was his name
He loves it up the fuckin ass
But cock sucking was his game

 

[Reg]

Today is World Quark Day, the super food from Europe. Buster and Vibrationzzz were celebrating with cum shooters directly from each others cocks. Cum is the only super food they need.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg been blessed with the gift of making people laugh. Or 'a tiny cock' as Vibrationzzz calls it.

 

[Reg]

For Christmas Buster got a new set of tweezers so he could find his cock.

 

[Reg]

Buster was running a q-tip under Vibrationzzz foreskin. Vibrationzzz asked what he was doing and Buster said he getting cheese to celebrate “National Cheese Day”. MMM. Nice and tangy.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Humpty Reg sat on a cock
Humpty Reg wore a girl's frock
Reg sucked off the horses
Reg sucked off the men
Then Xmarks bent Reg over and fucked Reg again .