Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg just read that it's impossible for us to impregnate humans closest relative, The chimpanzee, Reg Said so you know what that means don't ya?....No Condoms!

 

[Reg]

Buster was seen buying a chimpanzee costume.

 

[Lookinginconshy]

Reg already has a chimpanzee costume and Wears it daily in the train station rest room.

 

[Reg]

Lookinginconshy came out of the men’s room at the park. “Hey Reg there is a chimpanzee in there doing bareback”.

“No that’s just Buster monkeying around”.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What are the two most important holes in Reg body? Reg nostrils, they allow him to breathe while he’s sucking your cock.

 

[Reg]

Buster is celebrating "National Opposite Day" today. He is telling everyone he is straight.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg was in court, charged with having oral sex with a Labrador. "How low can you get?" snarled the judge. "Probably a Chihuahua," Reg replied.

 

[Reg]

Buster went to the massage therapist. The therapist was a strapping young man who struck Busters fancy. Buster stripped down and laid on the table. The therapist squirted some oil on his back and began a deep tissue massage. Buster was getting hard and asked the therapist if he could have a happy ending. The therapist apologized and said "I don't have any tweezers"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I am not saying Xmarks is cheapskate but when the masseuse Reg asked "what about the tip?", Xmarks said "you can massage that too"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Valentine's Day soon, Guys! But don't bother getting Xmarks what you got him last year. Xmarks got enough fucking restraining orders as it is.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg Was 69ing with Xmarks last night and now Reg feel terrible. Xmarks must have given Reg a cold or something.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman took his sister's husband.

Not away from their marriage, just out to dinner. She was upset when they got back home 2 hours later than they should've because Buster let the bus boy's run a train on him.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

My buddy Reg is always blowing things out of proportion. Yesterday it was Xmark's cock.

 

[Reg]

Buster likes having a train run on him. He likes being the caboose.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

When they turned on the black lights at the nightclub, everyone in there looked very cool. Except for Reg. Apparently, Xmarks & Lookinginconshy semen stains did not come out of his shirt.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

When they turned on the black lights at the nightclub, everyone in there looked very cool. Except for Reg. Apparently, Xmarks & Lookinginconshy semen stains did not come out of his shirt.

Which would explain why Busterhyman started licking Reg's shirt in the middle of the dance floor.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks just read that Camels and Llamas were notorious for spitting...And all this time Xmarks thought it was because his Jizz tasted bad!

 

[Reg]

Buster and Xmarks were watching the Super Bowl. When Buster invited Xmarks over he misunderstood what Buster meant by watching the Rams play.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg's cat was purring on his lap earlier and he jizzed his panties.

 

[Reg]

Buster was arrested at the ark for giving blow jobs. He told the officers he was celebrating “National Vacuum Day”.