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Xmarks and San Clemente were driving back from Atlanta the other day. they saw a Reg jogging by. "That's what I should be doing", Xmarks said. "What, jogging?" San Clemente replied. "No, Reg."
 
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Busterhyman went into a pet shop and asked how much to buy a wasp. 'We don’t sell wasps here', said the assistant. Busterhyman: ‘oh, but I saw one in the window the other day'.
 
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Busterhyman went into a pet shop and asked how much to buy a spider.

“That'll be $26, sir.”

“Oh, that's far too much. I can get one free off the web.”
 

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Busterhyman went into a pet shop and asked how much to buy a spider.

“That'll be $26, sir.”

“Oh, that's far too much. I can get one free off the web.”

Hunghorse bought twice as many spiders and let them all disappear up his ass.
 
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Xmarks went to his physician and received a grave diagnosis.

“Doctor, I want a second opinion.”

“Okay then, you're ugly.”
 
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Xmarks spends most of his nights drunk and listening to old 50 Cent (@50cent) songs while sucking dick...
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The number of orgasms Xmarks having has increased after his girlfriend San Clemente gave Xmarks a couple of pointers. Xmarks looking after San Clemente dogs whilst she's on vacation.
 

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I couldn't believe it when horsehung30 showed me footage of an interracial threesome porn movie he had starred in with San Clemente & Xmarks. -----------------------------But there he was, in black and white.
 

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Busterhyman is confused as to why his mail lady won't play with his package when she handles everyone elses.


xmarksbreakdownx, tried to cure his gay miget tendencies with acupuncture. But all xmarksbreakdownx, could think about was little pricks all over him.
 

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xmarksbreakdownx failed an audition to star in a porno to a Chinese guy J Jsu because at the end xmarksbreakdownx couldn't manage the money shot.

xmarksbreakdownx learnt his lesson for next time - don't beat off more than Yu Can Chu.