Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[BUSTERHYMAN]

If you ever get a splinter, dip it in alcohol.
Whenever my buddy Xmarks had a prick in his hand, he'd put it in cid him

 

[hotman911]

Funny thing is @BUSTERHYMAN has it listed he is Straight, but I saw him bottoming at the spa.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Hotman911 Went to the doctors for his physical last week...While the doctor was checking his prostate, Hotman911 told him to put another finger in there...He wanted a second opinion.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I've heard Bananas can help stop diarrhea..
But Xmarkes just don't know whether to take off the peel before inserting it.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

"Reg sucks cock!" Classic insult, not so funny when he's whispering it your ear though.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman's plans for the rest of the month involve himself, a bucket of apples, and a lot of KY Jelly.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks thinks his teacher likes him; there were loads of kisses all over Xmarks homework... Oh, and a photo of his teacher cock.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyamn sucked his way through the 10th grade.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I was told that cucumbers are very good for your memory.
I can vouch for that as 15 years ago Xmarksbreakdownx's uncle stuck one up his ass... and Xmarks can still remember it!

 

[San Clemente]

Buster wants to eat Elizabeth Warrens cunt while taking it in the ass by Bernie

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

San Clemente don’t ask his girlfriend for nudes.


If he wanted to look at a cunt, San Clemente just take a selfie..

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman spikes his own drinks to make it easier for men to take advantage of him.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Busterhyman spikes his own drinks to make it easier for men to take advantage of him.

Xmarksbreakdownx was told that before jacking off, if you sit on your hand long enough, it goes numb and it feels like someone else's. But, nope still felt like his uncles cock he said.

 

[San Clemente]

Buster likes blowing his straight neighbor while wearing lederhosen

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

San Clemente made $60.25 sucking cocks last night

I asked San Clementel, who gave you the quarter?

San Clementel,Said they all did.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busteryman loves the danger in Chicago. It reminds him of when he was a little boy constantly running from the cocks he now runs to.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Once I walked in on my Xmarksbreakdownx sucking michael jackson cock.



I just find it weird that they didn't cremate it with the rest of him.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman was so excited to see Katie Perry is pregnant.

He was confused why he wasn't pregnant after years of getting creampied

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Busterhyman was so excited to see Katie Perry is pregnant.

He was confused why he wasn't pregnant after years of getting creampied

Xmarksbreakdownx just read that Camels and Llamas were notorious for spitting...And all this time Xmarks thought it was because his Jizz tasted bad!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks don't know what all the fuss is about with this corona virus. He been self-isolating with tissues and baby wipes for years.