Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[Always4ever25]

We're all curious why you're there. Can't be your taste in purity or can't it?

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

We're all curious why you're there. Can't be your taste in purity or can't it?

Always4ever25 Asked how do you purify sewage water?


Always4ever25 Replay you have to boil the shit out of it...

 

[DiamondJoe]

Was that BusterHyman walking like he'd shat himself and looking like he'd smelt it?

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Diamondjoe Fell off his chair at the bar and shat in his pants





I guess he had a loose stool.

 

[Always4ever25]

I can hear you can't tell when you're shatting yourself bc of your loose bottom boy status

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I can hear you can't tell when you're shatting yourself bc of your loose bottom boy status

Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely.
Until Always4ever25 comes along and makes it hard.

 

[DiamondJoe]

If a tree fell in a forest and squashed BusterHyman but no-one was around to hear it, would anyone care?

 

[Always4ever25]

Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely.
Until Always4ever25 comes along and makes it hard.

I'm good at making things hard, so I hear.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I'm good at making things hard, so I hear.

Let's see the pictures. Talk is cheap.

 

[Always4ever25]

*Hits the ignore button for logically petty and practical reasons*

 

[Always4ever25]

I hear most men have pencil-dick syndrome, everywhere around the world. True or false?

 

[DiamondJoe]

Based on my experience I'd say that was false.

I heard that Always4ever25 has pencil-dick envy

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What did Always4ever25 say after having had sex with Diamondjoe penis?




Thanks for the tip!

 

[DiamondJoe]

He makes me feel ill sometimes.

I know what that joke is supposed to be

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

When Diamondjoe dies he said would like to be reincarnated as a speed camera...


So he dont get arrested for flashing outside of gay bars.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Did you hear about Diamondjoe having a baby? It was a little shit

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

San Clemente Anal bleaching.....................................................................

 

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Don't mention this to anyone else, but I bumped into busterhyman the other day. I initially mistook him for a heap of rubble, but it then spoke, which was all I needed to determine that this heap was somewhat human. He then asked me (in that falsetto voice of his) if I wanted a 'spare kidney for a tenner.' I said no thanks (in my manly baritone) and bade my farewells. He then coughed on me and gave me bloody covid! That's just rude. As I say, keep this to yourself, the man's trying to run a business.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

mrsoftie Siad his dic is so small...



That the above is not a typo.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman's new podcast, "alcohol bottles I can fit in my ass" hasn't taken off like we thought it would.