Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[pcghabsy]

He accidentally (or not) castrated his buddy trying to do the prince albert piercing.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

pcghabsy Said prince albert dong don't get annoyed when people criticise his blow job technique, prince albert dong just take it on the chin.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman tried to stick his dick inbetween the blades of a fan once, but his dick was too small to reach.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Coconutz just caught his girlfriend xmarksbreakdownx sucking off his best friend.

It was disgusting! His tail just kept wagging!

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman is going to attempt to have anal sex with Dick Clark tonight.

Happy New Year, I'll be back... next year

 

[B_Coconutz]

Busterhyman is going to attempt to have anal sex with Dick Clark tonight.

Happy New Year, I'll be back... next year

See you tomorrow xmarks. Happy new year.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

xmarksbreakdownx Was telling Coconutz After being in a sexless marriage for nearly 10 years, xmarksbreakdownx finally made the decision to get a pocketpussy. xmarksbreakdownx was shocked; fucking it actually feels pretty good!

Unfortunately it died after a few uses, so xmarksbreakdownx said he going back to his neighbour prince albert dong and see if he has any more kittens for sale.


Happy New Years BITCHES

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman steals cats then sells them for sex toys.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Coconutz Caught xmarksbreakdownx masturbating with the dog.
Coconutz had a tough time separating them and explaining to xmarksbreakdownx that the dog has to lick peanut butter off him and not the other way around.

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[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman is nearly positive he's Britney Spears.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbreakdownx found out that Coconutz uses Xmarks electric toothbrush to masturbate.

So Xmarksbreakdownx stopped using toothpaste.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman masturbates during the National Anthem.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

prince albert dong was taken to hospital after suffering acute testicle pressure,Then nurse xmarksbreakdownx grabed his cock after which prince albert dong was quickly discharged.

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman licked up all of the "discharge" from the floor.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Recived this letter from xmarksbreakdownx that read xmarksbreakdownx a homosexual and I am tired of being discriminated against! by BUSTERHYMAN.. Coconutz.. pcghabsy.. prince albert dong..Ruff311..striaightdave10..and that jurk srdude007 I want you cunts to know that I am no different from anybody else. And thats why I went to the pride parade, to show you how common I am.

..With my silver spray painted body, g-string with green feathers on, kissing a hungarian barber and waving a huge dildo in the air.

 

[deleted300444]

Shortly after XMarks was waiving his dildo in the air;

Buster H had just made a 911 call. He told the cops who were wearing shorts, that his entire dido collection was stolen and he thinks it was the boys from that damn parade.

The cops tried to calm Buster down as he was so upset. Finally, Starsky said to Hutch, "lets just give him the "double stuff", and maybe this trans bitch will shut the fuck up".

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

srdude007 Said to me he decided to nickname his girlfriend prince albert dong "twix".

Just like the chocolate bar prince albert dong comes with two fingers.

 

[luvguyz]

Busterhyman is wanted by police for busting hymens

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Busterhyman is wanted by police for busting hymens

Luvguyz is wanted by police for busting prince albert dong

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Busterhyman recently was hired as a police officer... he wants everybody.