XMarks has a new best friend with benefits. His new mistress is named Luvguyz. Anyway, Luvguyz has been seen sneaking out the back doggie door each afternoon when Busters Ford Fairlane pulls into the driveway. For what it is worth, the doggie door exit is so apprpriate given the wild thing position XMarks just had him in.
Start a horrible rumor about the person above you
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srdude007 Said he finally found prince albert dong clitoris last night. Well he thought he had.
It turned out to be a piece of chewing gum stuck in prince albert dong pubes.
It turned out to be a piece of chewing gum stuck in prince albert dong pubes.
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prince albert dong don't do foreplay before sex with xmarksbreakdownx.
prince albert dong Saids why beat around the bush?
prince albert dong Saids why beat around the bush?
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Coconutz Arriving home last night found Xmarksbreakdownx naked on the bed with prince albert dong sucking Xmarks tits, srdude007 fingering Xmarks ass, Ruff311 kissing him and willow78 licking his prick. The timing couldn't have been better.
Coconutz Said he don't like to get involved until the fourplay's over.
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Coconutz Said he don't like to get involved until the fourplay's over.
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Prince albert dong has has been involved with alot of pay for sex scandals. The zookeepers will sue him first
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Coconutz showed me this little poem that prince albert dong wrote
prince albert dong I'm a little bitch, I have a little thing, when I go to bed, I put my finger in.
Now my ass is much bigger, my thing has lost it's charm.
Now it takes 5 fingers up my ass and half my fucking arm!
Coconutz Thank's for passing it on i know
the guys love it
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Roses are red.
Coconutz mind is twisted.
Bend over xmarks,
Your about to get fisted.
Coconutz mind is twisted.
Bend over xmarks,
Your about to get fisted.
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Oh God you guys, he's breaking out the poems, Father McGirthy must be touching Busterhyman again...
The HR Department sent Buster H home from work again.
When he got out from behind his desk, there was another sticky wet spot in the front of his pants.
When he got out from behind his desk, there was another sticky wet spot in the front of his pants.
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There was a question in my Biology test which asked us to, "Draw the female reproductive organ."
As the exam was progressing, I saw prince albert dong look between his legs,
so I shouted at the top of my lungs, TEACHER TEACHER prince albert dong copying!"
As the exam was progressing, I saw prince albert dong look between his legs,
so I shouted at the top of my lungs, TEACHER TEACHER prince albert dong copying!"
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Srdude007 was walking down the street with me one day, when some guy across the street hollared out to him "SRDUDE007! IS THAT YOU? I BARELY NOTICE YOU WITHOUT YOUR BRA ON AND WIGS!." Srdude007 then ran off...
XMarks has a new passion for sports and basketball.
Kind of odd, XMarks only stands four foot five and his head only comes up to the other players waists. However, he gets the balls whenever he can. Go figure.
Kind of odd, XMarks only stands four foot five and his head only comes up to the other players waists. However, he gets the balls whenever he can. Go figure.
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Prince Albert Dong was arrested in Bloomingdales for paying with a stolen credit. Oh, by the way, he had sex with a panda.
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Coconutz called his girlfriend xmarksbreakdownx mouth 'Wall Street' because Coconutz has no idea how it works, it seems real fishy, and it's about to be occupied.
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