Starting a fire is easy, but a flood?

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    A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

    The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

    The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

    The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
     
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