State Mottos

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Well, what they should be:

    1. Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
    2. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    3. Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
    4. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
    5. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
    6. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
    7. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
    8. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
    9. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    10. Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
    11. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
    12. Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
    13. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
    14. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    15. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
    16. Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
    17. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    18. Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
    19. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    20. Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    21. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
    22. Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
    23. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
    24. Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
    25. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    26. Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
    27. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    28. Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
    29. New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    30. New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
    31. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
    32. New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    33. North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    34. North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    35. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
    36. Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
    37. Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
    38. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
    39. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
    40. South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
    41. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
    42. Tennessee: You Need Our Help Where
    43. Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
    44. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    45. Vermont: Yep
    46. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
    47. Washington: What Rain?
    48. Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
    49. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
    50. Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
    51. Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
     
  2. Altairion

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    Burn....

    (I actually looked ours up...and it was better than I expected: Equality Before the Law)
     
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    Oh you rebel, Alt! :tongue:

    Hey, have you got your leather jacket on? :biggrin1:
     
  4. GoneA

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    yup
     
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    Funny ones, but I'll go with "Equal Rights" and "All for Our Country"

    Take care

    Ceg
     
  6. D_Herin_Ghan

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    What he said...

    Empire State baby!
     
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    So, Lit...are you a Scouser living
    in the U.S.?
     
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    New Hampshire's is "Live Free or Die"...:rolleyes: Bit aggressive.

    They actually have it printed on the license plates.

    If I lived there I'd register my car in Maine.
     
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    Got any UK mottos for us windy?
     
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    Nope, 1/4 Scouse, the rest is Italian. Born and Bred in the US. My club has and always will be Liverpool FC however.

    I'm a huge US Nats supporter though.
     
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    Hmmm...I'll gave to have a
    peek around for ya, Ming.
     
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...very cool!

    Soccer...or the real football...ahem...
    is way more exciting than the
    American version...

    *runs for it........* :eek:
     
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    Agreed, however pointy ball has its moments.

    Watch out for the USA this world cup...
     
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    I love watching the World Cup.
     
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    Windy my dear, you have no idea how refreshing it is to hear that from a North American. (Minus Mexico)
     
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    The state I live in, Baden-Württemberg, has the world's dullest motto:

    Wir können alles.
    We can do everything.

    Thankfully, everyone elsewhere in Germany takes the piss out of this by adding a bit to the end:

    Wir können alles. Außer Hochdeutsch.
    We can do everything. Except speak proper German.

    They do have a point, the regional dialect here is pretty intense and unfathomable at times. :rolleyes:
    Well, all the time, actually.
     
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    California:
    Isn't the state motto, "Eureka!"? (which means, I found it).

    *now what am I gonna do with it....*
     
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    Florida: America's Penis
     
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    New Jersey: America's chemical burn:rolleyes:
     
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    ROFLMAO!!!

    You guys are hilarious!

    Why can't Canada's ten provinces
    be witty and funny??? :confused:
     
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