Stats? Who gives a $%$!?

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  1. B_DEATHbyCARROT

    B_DEATHbyCARROT New Member

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    I'm more concerned with my partner's reaction than anything else. For example it would be silly to explain to an underwhelmed lover that you are statistically 2" above average.

    We get all caught up in the inches game, which you can't trust anyway. We see guys claiming to be 9" and I look at their gallery and unless their hands are 50% larger than mine they are lying... and for what?

    The only thing that should really matter to you is what partners who have seen it and felt it have said, not that you can perform hari kari on yourself with a ruler so you can say you have an 8.5" peen.

    I just think we (most of us anyway) haven't been being practical...
     
  2. Phil Ayesho

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    I think the only thing that matters is that when I stick it in, she goes "oompf!"
     
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    Agreed, I like all the noises she makes for the fourtyfive minutes after I first put it in as well! lol
     
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    Yes, I agree, but it's a pretty deep-seated thing (it seems, throughout the western world). Think it's probably a bit easier to forget about if one has a cock the size of yours; it's not so easy for those of us who just scrape into the average range.
    I'd love to be able to forget about the whole size thing!
     
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    Hahaha! Or that when when it's stuck in ME, I go 'oompf'.
     
  6. Phil Ayesho

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    My dad used to have a formula for finding the perfect woman...

    Son, he said, the perfect woman for you is just a little narrower than you are wide and a little shallower than you are long.


    things that make you go oompfh...
     
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