Stay Off Subject Thread

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Falcon9, Jul 29, 2007.

  1. Falcon9

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    Someone starts a thread and before you know it, the subject takes a nose-dive completely off course. Then it turns into a conversation between two or more members about something else entirely (usually about SEX stuff). Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to respond here with an entirely different subject. You can talk about your cucumber garden, your pet hyena, your incredible size, stamina or wharever. Better yet, have a conversation with one or more of the other members about things you want to talk about which have nothing to do with the original post. You can rest assured that it will be read. Remember, the one who changes the subject the furthest WINS. Ready? go...
     
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    Strap ons are such good fun, every man should try one. I had the coolest leather custom made one but I left it at my ex's, I didn't feel it was appropriate to be using it on a new guy.
     
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    did you guys see that movie Click reallly super super funny, I think everyone should see it
     
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    How do you like that? We went WAY off subject already...!
     
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    I like orange juice.
     
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    yes, it is pretty easy to make it squeek. just rub it harder.
     
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    ass sniffing is hot:biggrin1:
     
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    If I was in a long term partnership and one of us died, I would go and live on the coast.
     
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    My dog regurgitated a chicken (whole chicken it looked like). Then he ate it back up! And it made my mum's fiance wretch real bad! I thought he was having a heart attack or something lol. Then he only 'told' my mum and she started wretching too. Wimps.

    I really like Edam cheese too, but I don't see it anymore. I don't know which is better - peeling off the wax or eating the cheese.
     
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    I think I will join a convent.:tongue:
     
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    You would probably be a lot safer if you did. Can I join too?:biggrin1:
     
  12. Falcon9

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    I think if you do that, it will only cause more problems. It is better that you leave it alone and let it heal by itself.
     
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    Is there a prize for this?
     
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    Is staying off subject the subject of this thread? In that case, are you back on the subject?

    I've been thinking about that, and it makes me wonder if it really will rain tonight?
     
  15. Falcon9

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    Technically, no, because any reference to the original posting that has deviated slightly would qualify as being off subject. Furthermore, anything that is off subject really is part of the subject. I think I am out of olives.
     
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    Ah, that's what I thought - tomorrow isn't Thursday.
     
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    At the end of The Wizard of Oz Miss Gulch is still going to come and take Toto away, am I the only one in the world to have registered that fact?
     
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    I've never seen Sleeping Beauty.
     
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    I have to go to the ENT tomorrow to see about surgery. I have a large polyp in one side of my nose. I thought it was a big glob of snot but the doctor said no.
     
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    by the way i happen to be wacking off at this very moment
     
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