Stay Off Subject Thread

[D_smack ash]

porn what does it mean

 

[36DD]

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Many times I have pondered such thoughts only to find I am on the other side!

 

[lafever]

I miss laying on the grass in seattle, down by the farmers market.


lafever

 

[D_smack ash]

its nite time

 

[agnslz]

OMG! I just saw Reno911!: Miami and they actually showed Niecy Nash's famous, and almost-naked, posterior. I love her to death, but I could've went my whole life without seeing that.:redface:

 

[Falcon9]

In Meercat Manor it seems all the meerkats are 100% straight.

 

[lafever]

In meercats the female is the leader and the dominant one of the pack, what she says goes or your thrown out of the pack, how interesting. Does that mean all the cocks belong soly to her, wow, she must be a happy meercat.

lafever

 

[hotbtminla]

Then she suggested that maybe my body is telling me its time to have a baby.

So I said maybe its time for my body to shut the fuck up.

 

[huw ginnit]

Flange...it's a lovely word isn't it?

 

[camper joe]

When is enough, enough?

 

[agnslz]

Piece of shit air conditioner.

 

[Divine1]

Her poo smells like roses.

 

[lafever]

Oh, my god! Tell me you didn`t just say that.


lafever

 

[Principessa]

porn what does it mean

Apparently I missed my calling. :wink: j/k​

 

[huw ginnit]

...so she christened it "EGNOPS" cause it was Sponge spelled backwards. How sweet is that.

It shat on her pillow a couple of times, but only when she'd been out all weekend and neglected the little thing.... you can't blame a cat for that!

 

[fortiesfun]

Dormitory life is not what it used to be

 

[BurningVenus]

Dormitory life is not what it used to be

My kitchen smells of ripe bananas.

 

[lafever]

I love smooth R & B:smile: I have digital cable that plays it 24/7 without comercials. Life is as good as it gets. Right now i`m listening to Ledisi, Alright, Lost and Found. Sex is good with smooth R & B as you can go slow and enjoy yourself, thus the sex can last for hours on end.


lafever

 

[Falcon9]

I am trying so HARD not to think about sex.

 

[fortiesfun]

Are you still off that?