Stay Off Subject Thread

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I ate 24 prunes for my pledging to a fraternity in college.

 

[Falcon9]

Is there a prize for this?

Since the prize is mentioned in the OP, it is technically part of the subject which means this is not the place to discuss it. The prize itself, however, is an entirely different subject. That much I can tell you. As for Sleeping Beauty, now that is a race horse.

 

[D_smack ash]

i think i just pooped

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

One time, a large cockroach fell off the ceiling of the back porch. It fell across my face, and down my lips.

 

[D_smack ash]

a snake just crawled by and said hi

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I heard that eating a pound of alfalfa a day will cause you to have colic.

 

[D_smack ash]

cheese plugs me up

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

When a couple is wed, why don't they put his wedding band in his crotch, and his wallet in her purse? It seems more appropriate.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

My mum won't buy recycled toilet paper because she think's it's made from used toilet paper.

 

[D_smack ash]

do spiders really bark when we fart

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I saw a woman with a giant chest jogging. It's a wonder she didn't knock herself out.

 

[D_smack ash]

does a dust buster really bust dust

 

[camper joe]

My cat just coughed up a fur ball. And the litter box needs to be emptied.

 

[D_smack ash]

Omg the earth is spinning

 

[viking1]

The mailman just bit my dog. Guess the poor dog will have to get the rabies shots.

 

[nakedwally]

something smells

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I heard that snow white was running a ho house for short guys.

 

[D_smack ash]

wheres the beef

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout. It burned my weiner.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

The Tylenol 3 with codine does not help in making my kidney stop hurting... holy fuck!