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[SpoiledPrincess]

If you take a Barbie doll and put your fingers under its chin and on top of its head then apply a little pressure that's exactly what my friend Helen looks like.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

In the early 1900s, the sidewalks where my grandparents lived were at least 1.5 feet above the street level. One day my grandma went to step down and the wind blew in a gust. Her dress went over the head of a man.

 

[D_smack ash]

I wonder if rubbers in the old west were made of buckskin

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Did cowboys eating beans start stampedes?

 

[RideRocket]

Did cowboys eating beans start stampedes?

Of course! Where do you think the movie Blazing Saddles got the idea?

 

[D_smack ash]

what if there were no women

 

[D_golden parachute]

naaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na na na na, na na na na heeeeeeey juuuuuuuuude

 

[D_smack ash]

why doesnt spongebob wear triangle pants

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Have you ever noticed how toe jam smells?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Men's feet stink because they're stuck in the same damp shoes day after day festering away.

 

[RideRocket]

Men's feet stink because they're stuck in the same damp shoes day after day festering away.

Then why don't men have that fishy smell in their crotch too?

 

[Ethyl]

I'm sick of seeing those Geico commercials with the cavemen. Enough already.

 

[D_smack ash]

why didnt GIJOE have a wife

 

[crowdpleaser]

In the early 1900s, the sidewalks where my grandparents lived were at least 1.5 feet above the street level. One day my grandma went to step down and the wind blew in a gust. Her dress went over the head of a man.

Don't know how this came to mind but for some reason I pictured the dress in the wind and thought sailboat, then I thought of a Pirate ship. Hey, Jack sparrow in Pirates of the caribean borrowed Anamaria's boat, "the Jolly Mon". Wait a minute, Jimmy buffett wrote a childrens book called "Jolly Mon" and the name of the ship in it was called the Anamaria. What a coinsidence. And Jimmy Buffett lived in Key west for a long time.

I have been thinking about quiting my job and moving to Key West. Does anyone know people who tried this, any advise?


Note: In order to change subject in this thread, shouldn't you have to segway fro m the previous post and create a new topic. Speaking of Segways, don't segways (2 wheeled vehicles) eliminate the purpose of having legs? Could man one day evolve to not have legs if segways become used a lot in the future?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

if people could fly.. would that eliminate the need for walking?

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I just had an amazing grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

If men never use their penis, will it evolve into something like a tv remote control?

 

[agnslz]

We had a thunderstorm here earlier. It rained quite a bit and I loved it!

 

[D_smack ash]

that sun is sure bright

 

[SassySpy]

But then on the other hand.............................

I have different fingers!!