Stay Off Subject Thread

[D_smack ash]

why do balls hang soo low

 

[36DD]

I feel like buying diamond earrings and cuddling my cat.

 

[agnslz]

Chocolate cake donuts are my favorite.

 

[Pecker]

What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his hand?

 

[36DD]

I have pink feather stiletto slippers.

 

[Falcon9]

This feels so liberating... like being naked. Staying on subject is like having to wear clothes. Now where did I put my leather jock?

 

[Ethyl]

What was Captain Hook's name before he lost his hand?

Good question.

Could he give himself a five-finger discount while shopping?

 

[Ethyl]

double post

 

[agnslz]

"Turnip" is a funny name for a vegetable, but I've always loved them.

 

[No_Strings]

double post

*banz u*

 

[36DD]

I wonder if HardGuard could guard me with his hard ...um...

 

[agnslz]

Double rainbows are quite rare. However, I last saw one a few months back.

 

[D_smack ash]

why do tornados hate trailer parks

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

The most disgusting thing I ever saw was Hugh Fearnely whatever his name is going to this party hosted by some new ager where she served food made from her placenta.

 

[agnslz]

I currently subscribe to four magazines: National Geographic, National Geographic Traveler, Smithsonian, and Albuquerque The Magazine. I love them all!

 

[D_smack ash]

what if the martians were 8ft tall ladies

 

[36DD]

What if those 8 ft tall martian ladies drank martinis and spanked all the firemen?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

If they gave football teams 22 balls it'd cut down on all that strenuous running about.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

One of my cousins used to bite her toenails.

 

[D_smack ash]

earwax is suppose to be good for canker sores in the mouth