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[chicagosam]

Is it Tuesday already?

 

[Hoss]

I've been using a new cleaner for my floors and can see the windows reflecting onto them.

 

[parchissi]

..my father died when I was only 9 months old....

 

[ShockTheMonkey]

..my father died when I was only 9 months old....

Sorry to hear that, parchissi ...
"Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know that they are happy". - Author Unknown

 

[ShockTheMonkey]

The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr. Potato Head. Introduced in 1952.

 

[parchissi]

Sorry to hear that, parchissi ...
"Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know that they are happy". - Author Unknown

Thats way cool mate - thanks for your sentiments - I look up to the stars - and have the same feelings too. Cheers. Arohanui oe.

 

[Hoss]

It seems inconceivable that George Lucas could be so good looking and yet make so many sucky decisions about who is allowed in his trousers.


Ummm, what was the question again?

 

[halcyondays]

I just had a dream that all my teeth fell out. No more Saturday afternoon naps until next Saturday.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Constipation suppositories irritate the shit out of me.

Courtesy of Chi-Town Hustler

 

[Hoss]

I don't rightly know if I've ever lived in a clapboard house.

 

[rickygNOLA]

i want to fuck somebody on a moving train.

 

[Hoss]

Sometimes late at night I get the feeling that maybe I should be out watching men repave the highways then my cat reminds me that it's time to get a snack.

 

[lapdog2001]

I don't always drink beer,

but when I do, it's a good beer!

 

[Hoss]

Staring too long at your therapists crotch could be damaging to your eyesight.

 

[LongPenisSmallGirth]

I had to get new glasses yesterday.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Seeing all the women's big tits in those clothes at work makes me woozy enough to have get into an accident.

 

[lafever]

http://faculty.winthrop.edu/kosterj/images/mooturk.gif

 

[Hoss]

once when I went to visit a friend in the morgue he refused to speak to me.

 

[LongPenisSmallGirth]

Is it possible to tell when sauerkraut has gone bad?

 

[chicagosam]

Hsppy Samhain!