Staying flaccid (again)

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by eurotop40, Aug 10, 2009.

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I "jelq" my dick to empty my urethra

  1. yes

    70.0%
  2. no

    30.0%
  1. eurotop40

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    Since the poll did not cum up public, sorry if I repost. It would be cool if everybody could reanswer the question.

    I was discussing the urinal videos I have just uploaded with some LPSG members.
    In particular this one (sort of "jelqing")
    http://www.lpsg.org/vbtube_show.php?do=tube&tubeid=1610
    seems to be pretty much a UK habit.
    Question to (UK) "members" who "jelq": how can you do that and stay flaccid????
     
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    did you tape the videos you're posting, and does everyone know they're being taped?
     
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    They have not been taped by me.
    They are on xtube. It is well know on this board.
     
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    i didn't mean to sound all naggy or snippy, i'm just curious... like if a guy knew he was being filmed he might umm play to the camera? alter his technique or maybe show off a bit.

    LPSG solving all the "how do boys pee" mysteries, one vid clip at a time.

    ml

    i will admit to getting a bit huzzed about that whole hidden/spy camera porn thing.
     
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    Well, these vids seem to be taken with a hidden cam. So i do not think that the guys were "acting".
     
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    from girl world, the whole squeeze and wring looks a little uncomfortable.

    gonna leave the boys to their thread now. :redface:
     
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    Well, I understand what you mean. I find it uncomfortable too.
    Plus, I would get a woody by doing that. So I am intrigued by this behavior.
     
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    invading thread again.

    maybe they just get use to the stimulation after years of habit? the jelq squeeze might have caused them to get erections in the early days, but after years of crying wolf, the body knows it's not a wake up call.... it's just a pee break.

    wouldn't it be easier to just roll the foreskin back and shake? *is a bit too curious about this topic*

    menfolk answer this question. pretty please?
     
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    That what people at our latitude do. So this seems to be cultural.
     
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    Shaking it is horrible; it just throws piss everywhere. I don't start from the base and squeeze out, but I do kinda "accordion" it in and out from the middle or so.

    I don't see why you think it'd be at all arousing. I didn't watch the video, but you're standing at a urinal holding your dick. You just took a piss and the room probably stinks. There isn't much sexual about peeing... unless you're in to watersports, but then I really can't help you.
     
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    "Shaking it is horrible" so shaking is for martinis only? gotcha.

    the guys in the video pretty much work their penis like an almost empty tube of toothpaste. :eek:

    so that explains why there are never lines outside the men's rooms. i guess the environment doesn't encourage loitering. :biggrin1:
     
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    I do that after sex, but that because its a bit more viscous and there is nothing more disgusting that have it dribble down your leg hair and stick to your pants.
     
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    Actually, after sex one should pee and then his tube would be perfectly clean.
     
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    Don't always have to pee. Sometimes ya have to go before hand... Even still, I'm already holding my dick trying to wipe it off with a wet paper towel...
     
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    I can't stay soft doing phallic exercises. How is it possible, I ask?:biggrin1:
     
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    As a UK male, I can definitely state for the record that it is not a 'UK habit'. I've never seen such behavior before in my life, in any country. The routine would seem to be pretty clear: 1) Roll back foreskin; 2) piss; 3) tap the last drop off; 4) return foreskin - no milking required.
     
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    Mind you, I did not want to offen anybody. It is just that I have noticed it many times in the British Isles by peeking with the corner of my eye. The routine I have seen in my country is exactly what you are describing. But then, on xtube, "pang" I see on several hidden cam recordings from the UK exactly the same "squeeze" behavior I had noticed in England, Ireland etc. and was very puzzled.
     
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    well you know why guys shake it right? Because they can't teach it to *sniff*. :)
     
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    I do that several times starting from the base and work my way toward the head to make sure there's no leftover in my urethra. Shaking just sends the leftover flying and that's hardly desirable. I don't do it as brutally as the guy in the video though. I'm rather attached to my package.

    I also roll the foreskin back before I pee and roll it back after I've done clearing out the urethra...obviously.

    Generally I remain soft throughout the whole peeing experience - through the squeezing and shaking and all - unless I let my imaginary wander then that's a different story.
     
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    At the end I squeeze from the base and pull forward once or twice to get the last few drops out. Don't want to walk around looking like I have a frog in my pocket.
     
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