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Occasionally on this site, a brave soul will step up and challenge the propagation of stereotype and racist slurs and bravo to them to.
I however wish to see just how many of you know of a national stereotypes.
I apologies unreservedly for any offence caused. The nature of this thread is to see what people hold as commonly held stereotypical views of the worlds nations.
Feel free to add any I've missed...
The English, aka limey's or wingeing pomms. All have bad teeth are addicted to gin, tea and cucumber sandwiches. Also one of the few races to use 'glass' as a verb. Have a unique passion for grey skies and rain.
The welsh, aka taffys. All live in remote mountain communities and worship sheep. They have a ferocious pride for a completely dead language and up until recently, could be legally shot if found trespassing on English land.
The Irish, aka paddys or micks. All have more alcohol in the blood than, well, blood. The Irish are considered a violent, work shy, low brow and aggressive peoples. Their nation emblems include the potato and a pint of Guinness.
The Scottish, aka, jocks. Famous for drinking and violence, they all have red hair, light blue skin and a language not too dissimilar to the sound of farting in the bath. One of the few races to accept transvestitism into main stream culture due to the fear of being beating to within an inch of your life if you mistakenly call it a skirt.
The French, aka frogs. Arrogant, rude and as convincing as soldiers as toast cut into strips. Masters of the worst language in Europe, they all love cheese but can't actually cook for shit, hence the need to eat lower forms of life like snails and frogs. Renowned for their big noses.
The Germans, aka crouts. Efficient, sharp, wealthy but speak a louder and ruder form of Klingon. Known for their distinct lack of humour in any form, their love of David Hasselhoff, techno music and scat sex videos. PS, don't mention the war.
The Greeks, aka Stavro's, Spearos's or bubbles. Not really much of note here since about BC. Known for their hatred of the Turkish, their love of nude statues, man on man sex and olives. Many may know the Greek sewage systems are too small for toilet paper to be flushed away. The custom here is to wipe ones arse and leave shitty tissue in a small bin next to the toilet.
The Italians, aka eyties or wops. A passionate and fiery people with the drawback of not actually knowing what they are passionate or fiery about. Home of the roman empire, the pizza, hairy women and piss poor architecture when it came to towers. It is said many Italian men seek to marry a women exactly like their mothers. Italian women are said to say nothing because they are usually too busy in the kitchen.
The Spainish, aka spics. Known for their national love of animal cruelty, over fishing every sea they have not been forcible removed from, flamenco dancing and sheltering English criminals on the Costa Del Crime. Said to be the first nations to adopt manyana work ethic which has since spread to all their former colonies.
I am sure there are many many more...
I however wish to see just how many of you know of a national stereotypes.
I apologies unreservedly for any offence caused. The nature of this thread is to see what people hold as commonly held stereotypical views of the worlds nations.
Feel free to add any I've missed...
The English, aka limey's or wingeing pomms. All have bad teeth are addicted to gin, tea and cucumber sandwiches. Also one of the few races to use 'glass' as a verb. Have a unique passion for grey skies and rain.
The welsh, aka taffys. All live in remote mountain communities and worship sheep. They have a ferocious pride for a completely dead language and up until recently, could be legally shot if found trespassing on English land.
The Irish, aka paddys or micks. All have more alcohol in the blood than, well, blood. The Irish are considered a violent, work shy, low brow and aggressive peoples. Their nation emblems include the potato and a pint of Guinness.
The Scottish, aka, jocks. Famous for drinking and violence, they all have red hair, light blue skin and a language not too dissimilar to the sound of farting in the bath. One of the few races to accept transvestitism into main stream culture due to the fear of being beating to within an inch of your life if you mistakenly call it a skirt.
The French, aka frogs. Arrogant, rude and as convincing as soldiers as toast cut into strips. Masters of the worst language in Europe, they all love cheese but can't actually cook for shit, hence the need to eat lower forms of life like snails and frogs. Renowned for their big noses.
The Germans, aka crouts. Efficient, sharp, wealthy but speak a louder and ruder form of Klingon. Known for their distinct lack of humour in any form, their love of David Hasselhoff, techno music and scat sex videos. PS, don't mention the war.
The Greeks, aka Stavro's, Spearos's or bubbles. Not really much of note here since about BC. Known for their hatred of the Turkish, their love of nude statues, man on man sex and olives. Many may know the Greek sewage systems are too small for toilet paper to be flushed away. The custom here is to wipe ones arse and leave shitty tissue in a small bin next to the toilet.
The Italians, aka eyties or wops. A passionate and fiery people with the drawback of not actually knowing what they are passionate or fiery about. Home of the roman empire, the pizza, hairy women and piss poor architecture when it came to towers. It is said many Italian men seek to marry a women exactly like their mothers. Italian women are said to say nothing because they are usually too busy in the kitchen.
The Spainish, aka spics. Known for their national love of animal cruelty, over fishing every sea they have not been forcible removed from, flamenco dancing and sheltering English criminals on the Costa Del Crime. Said to be the first nations to adopt manyana work ethic which has since spread to all their former colonies.
I am sure there are many many more...
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