Steve Carell - 40 Year Old Virgin

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    Movie is presently playing on HBO and found hilarious with very warped sense of humor. Steve Carell co-wrote screenplay. He also has TV show playing on network which I have only watched a couple of times. There were several dialogues pertaining to questionable sexuality amongst cast members. One of the biggest gut laughs I got was when he was having his chest waxed. The guy was as hairy as a gorilla. Everytime the tape was pulled peeling off a mass of hair, he would scream out with a vulgarity. One of the 1st was, "Fuck me in the asshole!" My question to the investigators, is that mass of chest hair really his? It did grow back in the movie. If he is actually as hairy as was in the film; do you suppose he had his back shaved? Can't see a guy with such hairiness in front being so smooth on back. Again; many gay references/issues in the movie. Anyone know his preferences?
     
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    the hair was his and he was actually having it pulled off for that scene in the film. The expeltives were just ad-libbed. My favorite was "Kelly Clarkson!!"

    I'm probably just as hairy or hairier than Steve Carrell. I've had my back waxed once before, wasn't that bad.

    I think Steve is married, but I'm not positive.
     
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    IMDB confirms that the hair was real, and that he's married to comedian Nancy Walls.
     
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    Other biggest gut laugh was who could have thunk it would ever be in a movie? One of those known but unspokens. How many times have you had to pee with a raging hard-on and had to bend over so that you didn't over shoot the toilet bowl?
     
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    Steve is married, and has a 4 yr old Daughter(?)

    The waxing scene was all done in one take, with 5 different cameras.. Excellent scene.:biggrin1:
     
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    And a son.
     
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    really? that's sweet, she used to be a correspondant on the Daily Show, too.
     
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    Regardless of his preference (I pretty much figured he is straight); it is apparent he is gay friendly with all of the gay bantering in the movie. He also has a wicked sense of humor and a great chest! Sounds like he goes for saving costs and shooting the real thing instead of special effects. Suppose he ad-libbed and it was his real woody inside those boxer shorts for the morning pee scene? Who is the guy that played the jaded celibate one? He somewhat reminded me of a young Steve Gutenberg. Thought the dialogue was great between him and the bearish type, "Know how I know you are gay?"
     
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    Paul Rudd is the actor.

    If that was Steve's real penis in those shorts, he's kinda tiny, isn't he?
     
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    Tiny? Guess that would be true if you wished for him to to be a vaccum pumped porn star. If that was his real woody under those boxers; I saw a nice 6+ incher that he has nothing to be ashamed about. His physique and extremely hairy chest would overcome any shortcomings my way!
     
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    He is currently playing a gay man in the dark comedy, "Little Miss Sunshine". There's only a glimpse of chest hair but he's sporting a full beard. I saw no evidence of a bulge, but then, I wasn't really looking.
     
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    I loved that movie. In an uncharitable moment my wife Jen said it was "because you're both losers." I'll forgive her because I suspect Steve Carell doesn't have an obscenely long albeit slender dick.

    There should have been an electronics store named Smart Tech. That was the greatest looking place for wide screen plasma tv's and stereos. The actual shopping center is on Ventura Blvd. in Encino, Ca. It looked very busy and upscale in the movie, but is somewhat quieter in real life. A spa operates where Smart Tech and Steve Carell had his dating woes. There is no bookstore on the second floor, and no awnings on the patio outside Western Bagel where Paul Rudd offered up sexual advice.
     
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    I like it when an actor has the gene ability to change looks by sporting a completely different hair style and/or noticeable beard growth to alter their identity/demeanor. It would appear Steve Carell has this ability. In my opinion; his looks went from cowering geek at the beginning of "40 Year" to handsome bedroom eyes once he got some dewy friction on his dipstick! <G>
     
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    Great nose on him
     
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    I'm going to miss him when he leaves ''The Office'' :frown1:

    I probably won't watch it anymore.
     
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    that nose tells me he's packing a 9 inch dong...
     
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