Steve Guttenberg

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

In what year was Police Academy released?

 

[bigdicksarebest]

In what year was Police Academy released?

1984

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

How old is he now?

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

60

 

[lgej]

I'm sure it's some kind of gimmick. It wouldn't be hard (heh heh) to cover the groin and blur it out to fool us. I wouldn't be surprised if all the people in the vid are actors.

You, as always, remain bright and incisive. You've posited the ONLY feasible explanation. A publicity stunt to be sure. Well played, good sir. Ernie Kovacs would be proud...as would Percy Dovetonsils.

 

[kyberneticka]

You, as always, remain bright and incisive. You've posited the ONLY feasible explanation. A publicity stunt to be sure. Well played, good sir. Ernie Kovacs would be proud...as would Percy Dovetonsils.

Only feasible explanation?

Here's the original nude jogging post

I'm telling you, it's a viral ad campaign.

 

[Meniscus]

One of the most memorable scenes in Cocoon was when he was in the pool with the female alien and she "shared her soul" with him--or something like that--and he basically had an orgasm. I was about 14 and had discovered masturbation and orgasms about a year before, so I was just old enough to recognize what was happening. That scene was the closest thing I got to porn for a long time and it would probably still turn me on today.

This is the scene I was talking about:
Hulu - Cocoon: Alien Sex

Having rewatched it, it's actually kinda goofy. He's got a nice chest, though.

 

[AJnCJ]

Saw Coccoon tonight for the first time in a long long time. He was smoking hot! The perfect hairy chest! Great body! How'd I forget about him? Anyone have bulge shots?

 

[invisibleman]

I heard he is using a TOTAL GYM apparatus. (Saw him in the informercial.) And he is into working out in the nude in Central Park, NYC. (There is footage somewhere.)

 

[kyberneticka]

Saw Coccoon tonight for the first time in a long long time. He was smoking hot! The perfect hairy chest! Great body! How'd I forget about him? Anyone have bulge shots?

his bulge in Cocoon (during the "we'd like to rent your boat" scene is legendary.

I have a very high-quality clip of it. Maybe I'll upload it to sendspace (again)

 

[kyberneticka]

alright, I uploaded it to Sendspace.

it's 38mb, I think.

Guttenbulge!

 

[Bibendum]

In the movie "Can't Stop the Music" with the Village People, he looked like he had half a chicken tucked down his jeans. Pretty safe to assume that he's hung.

 

[aquilon]

Vpl!!! :07:

 

[dpe01]

In much of Can't Stop the Music he looked like he had a grapefruit down his pants.

Check out the opening sequence ...

David London - The Sound Of The City (from "Can't Stop The Music") - YouTube

 

[thee1]

There's this crazy urban legend that Steve Guttenberg died years ago, and the "Steve Guttenberg" we see nowadays is actually his brother posing as him.

 

[psguy64]

Saw him way back in a couple those 'Police Academy' movies then really noticed him in 'Coccoon'. Thought he was smokin! hairy chest! great body! and his bulge. Not many sightings for many years til he has shown up briefly in those uninspiring paid exercise programs.

 

[psguy64]

Long time ago saw him in those 'Police Academy' movies then later 'Coccoon'. Thought he was buff, hot, hairy chest! Seemed to disappear for years til I noticed him in one of those 'during the night' paid programs pushing exercise equipment - thinking he had aged very well.

 

[quent19791]

I'm waiting for "Can't Stop The Music" to be on Turner Classic Movies.

 

[bigbulgelicker45]

Unfortunately, in the mini of "The Poseidon Adventure" there wasn't much bulge action, but I think they do show him shirtless.

I haven't watched it in awhile but he's shirtless in "Bedroom Window" and yes in "Can't Stop the Music" and "Cocoon" there are some great bulge shots.

 

[Balljunkie]

I thought he was the cutest thing in the 80s. He was so adorable in the Police Academy movies. That smile could light up a room.

I didn't look at the bulge back then. I might have to check it out.