Stick Up: Woman Distracts Would-be Thief With Oral Sex As Cops Arrive

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STICK UP: Woman distracts would-be thief with oral sex as cops arrive

A woman certainly got a mouthful while stumbling upon a robbery at a Slovakian gas station.

The unnamed woman entered a gas station in Bratislava, Slovakia on Tuesday night when she noticed a robbery in progress.


According to Slovakian media outlet Noviny SK, a 24-year-old man entered the gas station and allegedly threatened to kill employees if they didn’t empty the cash register.

After caving to demands, the employee reportedly handed the robber the money, who then in turn allegedly punched the staff member several times. The station employee then fled to a back room where another coworker was located and called the police.


Not satisfied with the amount of cash he received, cops say the suspect then entered the back room where he attempted to get more money from the store’s safe. The second employee reportedly bolted.

Wanting to thwart the robbery in progress, the woman customer then reportedly went up to the suspect and distracted him by performing oral sex on him until cops came.

The suspect’s pleasure prematurely climaxed when cops cuffed him.

Slovakian cops told media outlet TV JOJ that upon arrival they found a man and a woman lying half-naked on the floor, with the woman reportedly telling them “I don’t take him anymore.”


In the end, authorities say the robber didn’t get any money at all, settling for a jail cell instead.

Noviny SK reported the unnamed woman was believed to be aged 36 and of Czech nationality. It’s unknown what compelled her to thwart the robbery in such a sexual manner.

STICK UP: Woman distracts would-be thief with oral sex as cops arrive | Toronto Sun
 
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The suspect’s pleasure prematurely climaxed when cops cuffed him.

Makes it sound like he was coming right as they cuffed him. That would be 1) a real bitch and 2) impossible to determine unless you were the woman. Or the criminal.

I commend her intrepid ways :)
 
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