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    It's weird.. I've found very little John Holmes porn on the net. That girl is hot.. is she a porn star or just a one hit wonder?
     
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    that guys dick is like a fucking torpedo
     
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    nawh, thats just so staged... with the visible splices even making the point!!!

    You want to see a proper twat and eye opening cock experience, watch the older dirty deputantes... there is one, I don't recall the volume, which had these two girls trying Ramon or whatever the megus cockus that ed powers had as a regular. its great becauwe you get two different reactions from these girls: one is the girl who's-been-around-the-(cock)-block who gets this "oh yeah" look of extacy on her. her friend, the brunette, who looks like she just got off buss from tennasse to Los angeles, gets this near cross eyed, wide eyed look of extacy on her face..I mean she's both there on and pluto at the same time. Like and out of body experience. Many reviews of the video remark that she reacted like she lost her virginity a second time. Fuckin' amazing.

    this was back when amateurs were REAL amateurs and not this "Seman"a-Verite staged amateur shit you get today with the girls going "oh my Gawd" take 7. now every bitch wants their 15 mins of fame on a big cock.

    Can't wait until we can get back to real full pussy bushes again, natural flopity-flop boobs and chicks with asses again instead of this bean-pole squatting on a birth-girth dick we have today!
     
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    Did we ever get an accurate measurement on Holmes (top side, medical way)? I'm curious how he measures up to some of our award-winning guys here. Dennis
     
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    An estimated 11 inches. But one viewer long ago in print said Homes never got a proper stiffie, as it was erect but flaccid. I don't know if the writer meant he wasn't having or was capable of having great sex. Maybe it was like rowing a boat with a rope.
     
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    Indeed! The title on my old VHS says Bedtime Video Vol. 1, but this is transferred from an old 8mm loop. I love this short, in the complete version she interrupts fellating him to run offscreen and return with a tape-measure, and wastes no time in using it on Holmes' prodigious member. I love the way she plays with it before it gets fully hard, manually weighing up the heavy meat.
    She is the stunning Linda McDowell. I would have to say she is my favourite porn star - I could wax lyrical here, but for reasons of brevity I will just say she is a paradigm of what constitutes "my type".

    capslock, yes, yes and yes! ...and isn't Linda's so damn lickable!
    Holmes actual measured dimensions is a subject rife with speculation on the Internet. Someone has actually conducted a pseudo-scientific study by analysing footage of him in action and using complex trigonometry and tracking software to compare the Famous Phallus to other objects in the scene. No, I didn't make that up. I don't think Holmes ever claimed more than ten inches for himself, but remember, that was before the invention of Porn Inches. I wonder what size that translates to in new money, somewhere between 14 and 18 inches perhaps? Annette Haven commented in the documentary Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes, "his cock was never hard. It [having onscreen sex] was like doing it with a big, soft kind of loofah."
    Holmes is sorely missed. Had it not been for the coke which ended his career and then his life, I like to think that he might still be working today, albeit with a Ron Jeremy-style paunch. It must be remembered that all his films were made before Viagra, when film-stock was expensive and actors had to maintain an erection and ejaculate on cue. Imagine Old-Man-Holmes in full effect sporting a massive Viagra-induced hard-on. The ultimate hung daddy! I'll leave you with that surreal thought.


    ...but wait...
    Can I ask WTF has that got to do with this topic?
     
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    Great clip! Must say that's the stiffest I've ever seen the legendary piece.
     
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    Yeah, an astounding length for his day & age in porn; Pity he fucked it all up by becoming a drug addict, and if I'm not mistaken, got AIDS from a gay movie star who wasn't clean. Then continued to make make more hetero films & not tell anyone.
     
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    When I was in college back in the 70's Holmes was the king. One guy had a had a bunch of 8MM porn with Holmes. There was this one where a chick was stroking and sucking him while drinking a glass of champaign. He was unusally hard in that film and his cock (particularly his head) looked much larger than in other films. The film ended when the chick milked his cum into the glas and drank it champaign and all.

    We usually watched the films with a bunch of guys while getting buzzed. One time, some coeds were partying with us and he played this film. We were afraid the gals would take off and some did, but happily a few hotties stayed. One of the women was really memerised by Johnny and said he had twice what she had ever seen. She literally had no clue that a cock could be that big. When one guy mentioned to her I was packing, she plopped down beside me and made it very clear what she wanted right then, right now. We ended up having an amazing weekend of non stop sex.
     
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    http://galleries.payserve.com/1/34841/15276/03.wmv is Holmes with Seka and Lisa De Leeuw

    http://www.sbcontent.com/ps_clips/040/001.mpg
    and .../003.mpg are both Holmes with Ginger Lynn

    So yes, all clips most definitely contain 100% pure Holmes beef.

    Incidentally, De Leeuw's Wiki entry goes on to clear up at least one rumour concerning Holmes:
    De Leeuw died from AIDS in 1993. It has been alleged that she possibly had been infected with the disease by porn star John Holmes. However, the last time she had worked with Holmes was in 1981, and it is believed that he did not contract the disease until the mid-1980s.
     
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    I don't remember his name, but he is in TIM's "Ass Stretcher" Movie. On the site interracialmansex.com he is in the series "Its never to big" (really written like this)
     
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    Goldfinger21, seems to me that the word 'was' is relevant here.
     
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    Well, Holmes died in 1988.

    As Wikipedia says in its article on Aids: In the absence of antiretroviral therapy, the mediantime of progression from HIV infection to AIDS is nine to ten years, and the median survival time after developing AIDS is only 9.2 months.

    This would suggest that Holmes contracted the disease well before the mid-1980s, meaning he may well have had the virus in 1981.
     
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    Per the main post, that vagina has got to be the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my whole life...I don't know how straight guys can possibly be attracted to something like that! It's as if someone took a knife and just started stabbing away at the area between the woman's legs, and covered it with hair and shit. YUCK!
     
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    Like I said - isn't Linda McDowell's pussy just the most edible ever! Yummy!:biggrin1:
     
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