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I know it has been said a million times, but so does this girls face...Johnny Holmes was HUGE
Indeed! The title on my old VHS says
Bedtime Video Vol. 1, but this is transferred from an old 8mm loop. I love this short, in the complete version she interrupts fellating him to run offscreen and return with a tape-measure, and wastes no time in using it on Holmes' prodigious member. I love the way she plays with it before it gets fully hard, manually weighing up the heavy meat.
It's weird.. I've found very little John Holmes porn on the net. That girl is hot.. is she a porn star or just a one hit wonder?
She is the stunning
Linda McDowell. I would have to say she is my favourite porn star - I could wax lyrical here, but for reasons of brevity I will just say she is a paradigm of what constitutes
"my type".
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this was back when amateurs were REAL amateurs and not this "Seman"a-Verite staged amateur shit you get today with the girls going "oh my Gawd" take 7. now every bitch wants their 15 mins of fame on a big cock.
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Can't wait until we can get back to real full pussy bushes again!
capslock, yes, yes and
yes! ...and isn't Linda's
so damn lickable!
Did we ever get an accurate measurement on Holmes (top side, medical way)? I'm curious how he measures up to some of our award-winning guys here. Dennis
An estimated 11 inches. But one viewer long ago in print said Homes never got a proper stiffie, as it was erect but flaccid. I don't know if the writer meant he wasn't having or was capable of having great sex. Maybe it was like rowing a boat with a rope.
Holmes actual measured dimensions is a subject rife with speculation on the Internet. Someone has actually conducted a pseudo-scientific study by analysing footage of him in action and using complex trigonometry and tracking software to compare the Famous Phallus to other objects in the scene. No, I didn't make that up. I don't think Holmes ever claimed more than ten inches for himself, but remember, that was before the invention of
Porn Inches. I wonder what size that translates to in new money, somewhere between 14 and 18 inches perhaps? Annette Haven commented in the documentary
Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes, "his cock was never hard. It [having onscreen sex] was like doing it with a big, soft kind of loofah."
Holmes is sorely missed. Had it not been for the coke which ended his career and then his life, I like to think that he might still be working today, albeit with a Ron Jeremy-style paunch. It must be remembered that all his films were made before Viagra, when film-stock was expensive and actors had to maintain an erection and ejaculate on cue. Imagine Old-Man-Holmes in full effect sporting a massive Viagra-induced hard-on. The ultimate hung daddy! I'll leave you with that surreal thought.
...but wait...
Can I ask WTF has that got to do with this topic?
