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Draconis71

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Location
Ottawa (Ontario, Canada)
Sexuality
99% Straight, 1% Gay
Gender
Male
Ways to burn Calories:
Taking off the clothes:
-With her permission: 12 cal
-Without her permission: 166 cal
Post orgasm:
-Staying in bed: 5 cal
-Jumping off the bed: 30 cal
-Explaining why you jumped off the bed: 894 cal
Putting on the clothes:
-Quietly: 4 cal
-Hurriedly: 99 cal
-With her husband opening the door: 5190 cal