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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Draconis71, Mar 12, 2009.

  1. Draconis71

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    Taking off the clothes:
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    -Without her permission: 166 cal
    Post orgasm:
    -Staying in bed: 5 cal
    -Jumping off the bed: 30 cal
    -Explaining why you jumped off the bed: 894 cal
    Putting on the clothes:
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    -Hurriedly: 99 cal
    -With her husband opening the door: 5190 cal
     
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