Stolen!

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SpeedoGuy: So I go out to my truck this morning to drive to my daily workout and I find its been broken into during the night. Among other things, the thief made off with my swim cap, goggles, towel and....gasp...my Speedos!

The goggles are actually the most difficult item to replace but the thought of someone else wearing my Speedos....why...it just gives me the creeps.

SG

 

[Pecker]

Maybe the stretched-out crotch made the Speedos a collector's item?

Don't be surprised if you have the feeling you're being watched when you go out from now on. You may have created a stalker!

Pecker

The jam thief had his own jargon.

 

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Inwood: Were they the Mark Spitz kind of speedo or are you the kind who tells?

Think of it as if you gave the clothes to a second hand clothes store. Somebody else wears those.

Then again maybe he's not wearing them...so to speak...he's just smelling them.

Ewwwwwwwh!

 

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happysucks: "HE"

what if it's a "she"

or just someone looking to have an e-bay goldmine find