storage for sexual aides

[doug2003]

where do you store condoms,lubes, and other sexual aides? ex medicine cabinet,dresser,nightstand.

I keep everything in one place right in the nightstand next to the bed.

Easy access!!

 

[orbit03]

Bedstand. Just roll over and grab what we need.

 

[Supportive Female]

Glove compartment.



(a.k.a., Luv cumpartment)

 

[RICKY_27]

We store 'lubes' in the 'GOODIE LOCKER'. 'Toys' are kept in our 'PLEASURE CHEST'!!

RICKY_27

 

[B_RoysToy]

Top drawer, left side (closer to bed) of chest in my bedroom. BTW, the other day my son opened the drawer to put away a tape measure for me. I'll never know if he looked over on the left side or not.

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by RoysToy@Jun 12 2005, 05:52 PM
Top drawer, left side (closer to bed) of chest in my bedroom. BTW, the other day my son opened the drawer to put away a tape measure for me. I'll never know if he looked over on the left side or not.

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If he did, I bet he's already desperately tried to repress it. Sometimes I just prefer being ignorant about my parents.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

I keep a plastic tackle box on the floor beside the bed for my various accoutrements. The one exception is the mink whip: it doesn't fit in the box.

 

[ericbear]

I don't have room to keep my sexual aides in the house; besides, it's such a bother. When I want to fuck, I call them and they come on over in their car.

As to my sexual aids, the small ones, like lube, condoms, titclamps, and cockrings, are kept in a wooden cigar box on my nightstand, with a secondary supply in the drawer of the other nightstand, just in case I happen to be on that side of the bed when I need lube, etc. Larger items are kept in the leather/fetish closet of the guest room, and are brought into the bedroom as needed, according to ths scene planned.

(Those who are confused should consult the dictionary regarding the difference between aides and aids.)

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by ericbear@Jun 12 2005, 11:31 PM
Larger items are kept in the leather/fetish closet of the guest room, and are brought into the bedroom as needed, according to ths scene planned.

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Heh, you ever have any 'guests' that weren't supposed to find those items discover them since they were so easily accessible in the room they were staying in?

 

[ericbear]

Originally posted by Altairion@Jun 13 2005, 04:08 AM
Heh, you ever have any 'guests' that weren't supposed to find those items discover them since they were so easily accessible in the room they were staying in?

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Usually such guests stay in my bed, not the guest room. Years ago, an ex decided to put all the fetish stuff in the guest closet, so as to make more room for his stuff in the master bedroom, and it has been there ever since.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by Altairion+Jun 13 2005, 12:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Altairion &#064; Jun 13 2005, 12:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RoysToy@Jun 12 2005, 05:52 PM
Top drawer, left side (closer to bed) of chest in my bedroom.  BTW, the other day my son opened the drawer to put away a tape measure for me.  I&#39;ll never know if he looked over on the left side or not. 

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If he did, I bet he&#39;s already desperately tried to repress it. Sometimes I just prefer being ignorant about my parents.

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I think you&#39;re right, Alt, and I know if he saw them it was his peripheral vision and he wasn&#39;t intentionally looking.

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by Altairion@Jun 13 2005, 08:08 PM
Heh, you ever have any &#39;guests&#39; that weren&#39;t supposed to find those items discover them since they were so easily accessible in the room they were staying in?

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The moving men, actually. Unbeknownst to me, they found the stash of dildoes and such in a basket under the bed, wrapped everything in bubble wrap, and packed it in a box labelled "Master bedroom personal items." The mover at the other end unpacked the box, and picking up one of the first sex toys asked, with a straight face, "Where would you like me to put this?"

 

[ashlar]

Mine are all in a drawer along with socks and fish food.

 

[Altairion]

Originally posted by headbang8@Jun 13 2005, 11:21 AM
"Where would you like me to put this?"

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hah thats awesome dude&#33;

Ashlar... Fish food? Really? I know what you can use your &#39;items&#39; for, and the socks can have their uses...but what&#39;s the fish food for?

 

[ashlar]

Originally posted by Altairion+Jun 13 2005, 10:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Altairion &#064; Jun 13 2005, 10:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-headbang8@Jun 13 2005, 11:21 AM
"Where would you like me to put this?"

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hah thats awesome dude&#33;

Ashlar... Fish food? Really? I know what you can use your &#39;items&#39; for, and the socks can have their uses...but what&#39;s the fish food for?

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Feeding the fish in the 55gallon tank thats on top of the dresser.

 

[Pene_Negro_Grande]

I use the night stand drawer for comdoms and lube...The larger sex toys go in my underwear drawer...

 

[ceg1526]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jun 13 2005, 03:27 AM
I keep a plastic tackle box on the floor beside the bed for my various accoutrements. The one exception is the mink whip: it doesn&#39;t fit in the box.

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DMW: PETA will be coming for you soon - they&#39;ll be frothing at the mouth thinking of you beating all those poor ol&#39; little minks....

....and make sure the tackle (great name) box is clearly marked - I&#39;d hate to see what you use as a lure out on the fishing boat.

Take care

Ceg

 

[brainzz_n_dong]

I keep the smaller things in a fire-proof safe picked up at the world&#39;s largest retailer and the key is on my chain. In the event of fire, I may lose my mattress, recliner, and instructional notecards from mom relating to cooking, but I&#39;ll be danged if I&#39;m going to be left w/o the means of having immediate nookie.

The larger items are in an underground bunker which can withstand a 200 kiloton nuclear blast.

 

[KinkGuy]

My boy toy and I picked out our bedroom furniture based on how much storage was available in the headboard and built into night stands next to the bed. OK, so we like to play.