Story of my liiife...

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  1. yngjock20

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    I thought this would be kinda fun to post in here. Of course I got it from Myspace.

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    STORY OF MY LIFE

    Hi, my name is: Yngjock 20

    When I'm nervous: self-depricate

    By this time next year: I will be a year older and ninety pounds lighter.

    Last night: Was probably the first time I gave someone advice that didn't point three fingers back at me.

    PART 1: YOU
    Were you a planned baby?: Yeas.

    Were you the first?: and only.

    PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
    Do you have low self esteem?: To a certain degree, yeah.

    Are you happy right now?: Not particularly, but yes.

    PART 3: APPEARANCE
    Are you comfortable with the way you look: No and yes.

    Describe your hair: sexy as hell.

    PART 4: RANDOM
    Ever been kicked out of a bar?: Never been in one.

    Ever been arrested?: I'm a black male. Does that answer your question?

    PART 5: THE OUTDOORS
    Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: Indoors.

    Do you like walking in the rain?: As long as I'm protected.

    Do you like thunderstorms?: Yeah, they make me scared and comfortable at the same time.

    PART 6: FOOD
    Are you a vegetarian?: Not by any means. I love meat of all kinds (wink wink)

    Anything you absolutely could eat forever?: Bananas...ask my mom.

    PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE

    Do you want to get married?: (not) sure

    Are you in a relationship?: no

    Why?: B*tch, you're nosey!

    PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS

    Where is your cell phone?: in my right pocket.

    Cheesecake? Yes, please.

    Your dream last night?: Um, Jake and I were sharing a private moment...in public. (wink wink!)

    Car you want?: ALL OF THEM!

    Your fears?: rejection, the unknown, asian people...LOL!!! Just kidding about the last one.

    Who are you hanging out with tonight?: the parental unit...or TBA.

    Where did you grow up?: Rialto, San Dimas, Rialto, Rialto, West Covina

    What are you wearing?: a gap t-shirt, express sweater fleece jacket , gap jeans, gap undies, gap socks and Nike Dunk Hi 3Ms.

    Tattoos?: ..O..

    Ketchup?: No, ma'am/sir

    Your computer?: sucks llama dick.

    Your friends?: are sexy and fabulous.

    What are you thinking about right now?: something I shouldn't.

    Your work? Sucks too.

    Last time you cried?: The other night when I saw that ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLaughlin's "I will Remember You" song in the background. DOGS AREN'T MEANT TO BE EUTAHINZED!!!

    Last text?: T-Mobile thanking me for my payment of $20.oo

    Last received call? LAC's missed call...(sorry, I was sleep)

    Last IM?: I don't do such a thing.

    Part 9: LIFE

    Who knows the most about you?: LAC, Lucky, Angela, LPCeezy.

    Who do you blame for your mood today?: my boss and my coworkers. SMH!

    Have you ever seen a dead body? Yeah, they're not funny at all.

    What should we do with stupid people? Put them in front of a door with no opening directions and watch them go nuts.

    What is making you sad right now?: The fact that I'm not making as much money as I want to.

    What was the first thing you did this morning? J/O'ed...is that TMI?

    Last person you went out to dinner with? LAC and Eddie...technically it wasn't dinner bcus it was a movie and I ate during.

    Do you drink lots of water? Yes I do.

    What toothpaste do you use? crest whitening <---Sonia and I are toothpaste twins!!!

    The last compliment you received?: DAMN, you're good at doing that!

    What theme does your room have? Sh*tty urban apocolypse.

    Are you a mama's child or a daddy's child? Mama's baby, Daddy's maybe?

    The last website you visited? donedhardy.com...for work purposes only.

    Who was the last person you took a picture with? Um, I dunno.

    Last person you went to the movies with? See 8 questions up.

    What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year? Overdrafted my bank account on a shopping binge.

    Is anything alive in your room? I don't think so, but it sure looks like some sort of large woodland creature lives in it.

    What are you looking forward to right now? Friday. Or the next time I hit the "stroll"

    Part 10: IF YOU HAD TO:
    If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color would it be? I really like the way Perez dyed his hair recently, but I'm not sure I could pull it off.

    If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get? My anus pierced...so no one could see it. But then I'd prolly start some sort of reaction down there and have a big ass keloid start up. That would be nasty.

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    While you can post your random judgments against what I've posted...I'd rather you fill it out yourselves and give us a good show, mmmkay?
     
  2. arliss

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    Hi, my name is: Arliss

    When I'm nervous: Don't get nervous

    By this time next year: I will have graduated from NYU

    Last night: Sniffed 2 assholes

    PART 1: YOU
    Were you a planned baby?: Yep

    Were you the first?: nope

    PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
    Do you have low self esteem?: hell noooooo
    Are you happy right now?: yes.

    PART 3: APPEARANCE
    Are you comfortable with the way you look: yes.

    Describe your hair: braids.

    PART 4: RANDOM
    Ever been kicked out of a bar?: Never

    Ever been arrested?: no

    PART 5: THE OUTDOORS

    Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: outdoors

    Do you like walking in the rain?: yes

    Do you like thunderstorms?: Yeah

    PART 6: FOOD
    Are you a vegetarian?: no

    Anything you absolutely could eat forever?: sunflower seeds

    PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE

    Do you want to get married?: no

    Are you in a relationship?: no

    Why?: haven't found the right one

    PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS

    Where is your cell phone?: in my right pocket.

    Cheesecake? Yes, please.

    Your dream last night?: cannot remember

    Car you want?: jag


    Your fears?: none

    Who are you hanging out with tonight?: my schhol books .

    Where did you grow up?: NYC

    What are you wearing?: white boxers and a tank top

    Tattoos?: ..6..

    Ketchup?: no

    Your computer?: Gateway

    Your friends?: are real friends....not internet friends.

    What are you thinking about right now?: my weekend

    Your work? is exciting.

    Last time you cried?: when i was 6 yrs od ..at a funeral....

    Last text?: today from a coleague asking me for information


    Last received call? this morning

    Last IM?: don't Im peeps

    Part 9: LIFE

    Who knows the most about you?: my brother

    Have you ever seen a dead body? Yeah.

    What should we do with stupid people? live and lt live

    What is making you sad right now?: never sad

    What was the first thing you did this morning? said my prayers

    Last person you went out to dinner with? my friends ..last night.

    Do you drink lots of water? Yes I do.

    What toothpaste do you use? crest whitening

    The last compliment you received?: DAMN, you're hole smells good

    What theme does your room have? no theme

    Are you a mama's child or a daddy's child? both

    The last website you visited? LPSG.

    Who was the last person you took a picture with? a close friend...

    Last person you went to the movies with? a close friend.

    What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year? pary like a rokstar

    Is anything alive in your room? no

    What are you looking forward to right now? Friday.

    Part 10: IF YOU HAD TO:
    If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color would it be? auburn...

    If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get? nipple
     
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    Hi, my name is:
    Amanda Noel, but you can call me Mandee
    When I'm nervous:
    I pick at my nails
    By this time next year:
    I hope to either be in nursing school or in the Air Force
    Last night:
    I stayed up until about 2 am
    Were you a planned baby?:
    No, my mom had a liver transplant in 85 and can't take birth control medicines... she didn't even think she could get pregnant (idk why) but then I came along... lol and I was followed by two brothers! She finally had a tubal ligation after John-Thomas
    Were you the first?:
    Yes, I was
    Do you have low self esteem?:
    It's not perfect
    Are you happy right now?:
    Oh, I am not upset
    Are you comfortable with the way you look:
    Yes, but I would be happier if my skin would clear up and if I could lose about 50 pounds
    Describe your hair:
    Short and naturally red (never been touched by chemicals)
    Ever been kicked out of a bar?:
    No
    Ever been arrested?:
    No, but my dad was a police officer most of my childhood, so I have ridden in the back of a cop car and my dad has a Belgian Malinois that is trained to search for people and narcotics, the dog's name is Ricky and he's the sweetest thing!
    Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
    It depends on the weather and what my plans are for the day
    Do you like walking in the rain?:
    Sure, as long as it's just sprinkling
    Do you like thunderstorms?:
    I grew up in Oklahoma and Kansas... I miss thunderstorms
    Are you a vegetarian?:
    Oh my goodness, no! I grew up in Oklahoma and Kansas!! (How many times must I tell you?) lol
    Anything you absolutely could eat forever?:
    Omg... Taco Bell
    Do you want to get married?:
    Definately
    Are you in a relationship?:
    No :(
    Why?:
    Ummm because boys are silly :p
    Where is your cell phone?:
    It's in my purse, but it's dead and I don't get service here anyway... stupid T-Mobile
    Cheesecake?
    MMM omg I almost bought a little one today
    Your dream last night?:
    I don't remember having one last night
    Car you want?:
    A Lexus would be nice! :)
    Your fears?:
    Being alone
    Who are you hanging out with tonight?:
    Ohhh I hung out with my 14 yr old brother tonight... there is this girl at school that he has a MAJOR crush on... it was sooo fun to listen to him gab on and on about her!! :p
    Where did you grow up?:
    Well, for the most part, I grew up in Oklahoma and Kansas
    What are you wearing?:
    I am wearing some black capri length pj /workout pants, a white cami, and a brown hoodie that says Virginia City on it. :) I know this doesn't match, but I am only wearing it to bed, so it's not like it matters... besides, this hoodie is amazingly warm!
    Tattoos?:
    None, but I want to get XOXO (but hearts in place of the O's)
    Ketchup?:
    It's my one true love!
    Your computer?:
    It's a Toshiba Satelite or idk something like that... lol I guess that's what it's called... I bought it in July. I LOVE it!
    Your friends?:
    Are amazing, beautiful, and talented
    What are you thinking about right now?:
    Ohhh I'm thinking that I'm tired and that it might be weird to sleep in my bed tonight because I moved it and it's now facing a different direction
    Your work?
    I am currently un-employed.... :(
    Last time you cried?:
    My best friend in the whole world, Erin, posted a bulletin today about how she went to have her hair colored and cut and the lady practically bleached her whole head and now her hair is falling out in clumps.... it made me cry
    Last text?:
    Hmmm I think it was from my friend, Dave, last week when I was in Reno. My phone doesn't work here
    Last received call?
    I have no idea
    Last IM?:
    My friend, Jeff, who lives in Florida (he's a virgin... shhh!)
    Who knows the most about you?:
    Hmmmm people online. lol
    Who do you blame for your mood today?:
    Lack of sleep
    Have you ever seen a dead body?
    No, thank God
    What should we do with stupid people?
    Institutionalize them and try to teach them... idk...???
    What is making you sad right now?:
    The fact that I don't have a job because I live in a small town with zero opportunity!
    What was the first thing you did this morning?
    Mom woke me up at 5 and I just laid there and mumbled for about 5 minutes. Then I drank some coffee and took a shower
    Last person you went out to dinner with?
    Hmmmm Mom and I had breakfast at Denny's this morning... does that count?
    Do you drink lots of water?
    Hmmmm probably not as much as I should... but I try to
    What toothpaste do you use?
    Crest
    The last compliment you received?:
    Hmmm not sure
    What theme does your room have?
    Ha... no
    Are you a mama's child or a daddy's child?
    Ha... idk...
    The last website you visited?
    Besides this one? Myspace.com
    Who was the last person you took a picture with?
    I have no idea
    Last person you went to the movies with?
    Mack and Taylor (the kids I use to be a nanny for)
    What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year?
    I am hoping to go to Vegas... I will be 21!
    Is anything alive in your room?
    No, just me...
    What are you looking forward to right now?
    Finishing this and going to sleep
    Part 10: IF YOU HAD TO:
    If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color would it be?
    I would have it colored the exact same as it is now!! lol... surely there is some way they can take my dna and make a haircolor exactly the same as mine... right?
    If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?
    Hmmmm idk probably clit or belly button
     
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