Story of woman with a "too big" guy

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Stop reading Daniel Clowes and learn French ;)


Zing!

Maybe if it was in Latin...

I wouldn't be able to relate anyway. I've not found myself unhappy after my experience with a big cock.

*goes back to her comic books*

Perhaps thetramp is right, but I've seen a big cock story in Cosmo before. The woman claimed the man's penis was 10 inches long. I specifically picked up that particular issue because of the large cock story. I think...I think it was called "My Life with a Large Guy". I just did an internet search on it but I can't find it on-line. It was in a winter issue, this year or late last year I think. Oh yes I remember now, it had to have been in an issue that came out right around the time Hung premiered. I'm certain they timed it that way.

Come to think of it, I believe the woman in that story opted to leave the large guy too due to dissatisfaction.

Addendum: I was mistaken, it was perhaps late summer/early fall when that Cosmo issue came out. I read it at the gym so I didn't recall clearly.
 
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I can't read French.
Dommage.

Title: "I Met Mr. Toomuch. His Name Was Xavier." Excerpt:

On a roulé sur le tapis, encore habillés, l’un sur l’autre, et là... j’ai senti « un truc » contre ma jambe. J’ai marqué un temps d’arrêt. Non, pas possible... A moins qu’il n’ait oublié le moulin à poivre dans sa poche ?
Rough translation:
We rolled on the carpet, still dressed, one on top of the other, and I felt a "thing" against my leg. I paused for a moment. No, impossible. Maybe he left the pepper mill in his pocket?
 

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My French is pretty good, but it would take me a long time to translate the entire article, and it contains a lot of idiomatic and colloquial expressions with which I am not familiar. Nonetheless, I fed the entire text into Google Translate and what I got is surprisingly coherent. Here it is.

I'm the type to talk to a lamppost, and I hate that ride on the sidewalk. So when this guy dared to park his bike next to me while I was queuing for the cinema, I bitched. "The sidewalk is for pedestrians, not for motorcycles. "By removing his helmet, he replied:" This is not a bike is a scooter. "I sized up, Royal, and I forgot. The film was about to begin when he came and sat beside me. It was a Sunday evening and I came to see "OSS 117". I do not know if it's done laughing together or if it's his scent that I relented, but when the lights came back on, I smiled. We went to drink tea. He was neither handsome nor ugly, neither tall nor short, his eyes were very expressive and pleasant conversation. His name was Xavier.

We met again for a few weeks, "civically": concerts, exhibitions, restaurants. We held his hand, kissing it down with me, nothing more. After my divorce and some stories "wildfire" that ensued, it was refreshing to go slow. Especially since while finding him charming I could not figure out if I liked. So when I was invited to dine with him, I realized he wanted more ... and I got accepted, I was sure he would be turned down with panache if I do not feel ready. Smoked quail eggs, pickled cod pavers ... No doubt he was out of his way and he read "ELLE table. Between the buttons and coffee, we started to caress us on the sofa.

It was sweet and sensual. We rolled on the carpet, still dressed, one on the other, and there ... I felt "something" against my leg. I marked a pause. No, not possible ... Unless he forgot the pepper grinder in his pocket? He sensed my astonishment: "I'll crush you? - No, you ... kiss very well. - You too. You want me to show you my room? "
I admit, it was not his room that I wanted to see. Understand me, I'm not obsessed, even less a nymphomaniac, but in twenty years of sexual life, I had never met a similar example. He undressed me slowly, he undressed and when I saw "sex up against her belly proudly in an impossible angle," as they say in erotic novels, I was left speechless. "What's happening? - Uh ... Nothing. Finally, we have told you already, right? You're ... very well fitted. - What are you talking about? You speak of my pecker? - Xavier, spent 12 years, they no longer say prick, but in addition, in your case, its just a hell ... thing. - Anything. He blushed! Incredible! How could he ignore it was well above the average?

We continued to make lots of nice things I circled in my hand. Oh la! It was electrifying. So I allowed my body as I prepared to live a transcendental experience. At the beginning, and also in the middle, it was astonishing, I had to restrain myself not to cry too. Still, after a moment, when he accelerated, I felt a sort of cramp at the bottom of my stomach. But I myself am not retarded: beyond and in addition to its advantages of size, Xavier was a very good lover, I brushed against the overdose of endorphins.

I did not refrain from sharing my great find with Mary and Sophie. This was immediately pulled out his iPhone to check the statistical averages - from thirteen to sixteen inches when erect, for info - and asked if Xavier exceeded Rocco Siffredi and his twenty-two centimeters legendary. I shrugged my shoulders who is silent consents. Mary has reused his old theory: "The tails are like gifts: the value of the gift has nothing to do with the packet size, but a large packet is always a pleasure. Then it is the technique that counts. "I knew it, as I knew that the most sensitive area of the vagina is the most external, the rest with few for fun. At the same time, I wondered if women do not spare the men say that size does not or if it's true that "the length does not buy happiness." I also had another issue to solve, even more important: "Am I in love with this boy? "

Xavier was never short of envy, we spent a lot of time in bed. I was as excited as him ... initially. Because then I began to understand: according to the positions I was wrong. So, our j'écourtais antics, even, I pretended orgasm just to get it faster. The climax, after a lifetime of learning fun! I asked him: "None of your partners does he ever say anything? - I never came across girls laid on the thing. You're the first meeting that I really love it. "

That was the argument for me to persevere. When it comes to sex, I am playful, pleasure-, generous ... Finally, I like to think. So I asked him to be more delicate. I have not really taken seriously, but he tried to restrain his enthusiasm. From my side, I consulted books of Taoism, read the Kama Sutra, scoured the Net. Nothing to do, despite our efforts - massage, lubricants, gaskets, everything has been tried - it does not contrived. He might increase and the preliminary games, I had to concentrate to relax.

That weighed on the relationship, we were both tense and frustrated. There was a position that suited me: on top of him. But suddenly, it became mechanical boundary boring. And one day, I saw myself in the head to bite the pillow until it finishes. It was ridiculous. I pushed him away. "We stop, I'm exhausted. - We stop there, or we stop, we? - I love you, but ... - Do not look further. You do not love me, you make me feel like a rapist, I can not stand either. I was sorry to have wounded, but his answer was clear. We parted good friends.

I've been thinking since the question. Our disagreement was she of its size or lack of love? And what I would have done had he been the man of my life? I have no answer, but I, however, learned something about sex, do not have eyes bigger than their stomachs, most of us, just average.
ETA: "from thirteen to sixteen inches when erect" is a (bizarre and incorrect) translation of "de treize à seize centimètres." There are a lot of other small errors, such as the use of "he" to translate a neuter pronoun, but most of them you can probably correct for yourselves on the basis of the context.
 
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Reading it I'm alittle confused. To me it sounds like it was good the first time then later it was uncomfortable and she asked him to be more delicate and read books on positions. Eventually they stopped seeing each other because of their size differences.

Do people really stop seeing each other because of penis size?



Oh yes Edit: Cal thanks for the translation!!!
 
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Reading it I'm alittle confused. To me it sounds like it was good the first time then later it was uncomfortable and she asked him to be more delicate and read books on positions. Eventually they stopped seeing each other because of their size differences.

Do people really stop seeing each other because of penis size?

Despite men constantly worrying about being too small, from what I've heard and read the issue tends to actually be when the guy is too big and it's just uncomfortable for the woman.

I have two porn videos here where the women are nearly in tears actually.
 

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Reading it I'm alittle confused. To me it sounds like it was good the first time then later it was uncomfortable and she asked him to be more delicate and read books on positions. Eventually they stopped seeing each other because of their size differences.

Yes, they went together just for sex, and when sex became uncomfortable, they split.
 

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Not that I'm enormous, but a GF broke up with me because it wasn't fitting well. She was small, under 5 feet, and I'm over six feet. She liked my size sometimes, but mostly got frustrated spending the time for her to open up enough. I didn't mind all that much as it was frustrating for me as well. We were friends for a while afterward.
 

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when it's physically hard to connect there's going to be problems. there is such a thing as "too big" and such a thing as "too small".

to each their own. the good thing is that if you find someone who can't handle what you're packing, there is always two other that can. it's more a matter of finding and getting along well.
 

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I very good story!
I have also one.
( sorry in advance for my Belgian English )
A famous sexuologiste in Belgium, known from television wrote in her vagina-magazine a story of a married couple consulting her.
The wife wouldn't have any penetration sex anymore. Her partner was rude during the sexplay.
- And if he 'll try it to do gentle?
No. He start gentle but when he's half inside me - he wants to get deeper.
= That's very normal, you know.
- Well it don't fit - he reached almost the end of the tunnel.
= Bwa, a vagina can have a lot
- Well mine not. Jos, let her see your penis.
It seems to be that the guy had a real 9.5 incher.
After a few sessions the couple broke up.
Several years later the women came back on consultation.
- I had 2 'bedfriends' the last year. And I still don't enjoy penetration sex.
= Well almost 50% of the women enjoy other things. So you are not alone. Are they still too rude?
- That's the thing. I don't feel anything - I didn t know that a penis can be so small...
= ????
- Well the first was approx 5.5" and the second I doubt he was 5"
= That's the world of penis, absolutely normal. Your ex was the biggest penis I ever saw.
- When you have it, you don't like it. And when you have lost it, you want it...