Story of woman with a "too big" guy

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    I can't read French.
     
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    Stop reading Daniel Clowes and learn French ;)
     
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    Zing!

    Maybe if it was in Latin...

    I wouldn't be able to relate anyway. I've not found myself unhappy after my experience with a big cock.

    *goes back to her comic books*

    Perhaps thetramp is right, but I've seen a big cock story in Cosmo before. The woman claimed the man's penis was 10 inches long. I specifically picked up that particular issue because of the large cock story. I think...I think it was called "My Life with a Large Guy". I just did an internet search on it but I can't find it on-line. It was in a winter issue, this year or late last year I think. Oh yes I remember now, it had to have been in an issue that came out right around the time Hung premiered. I'm certain they timed it that way.

    Come to think of it, I believe the woman in that story opted to leave the large guy too due to dissatisfaction.

    Addendum: I was mistaken, it was perhaps late summer/early fall when that Cosmo issue came out. I read it at the gym so I didn't recall clearly.
     
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    Isn't this more about the fact that this story appears in a mainstream magazine than the story itself?
     
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    Dommage.

    Title: "I Met Mr. Toomuch. His Name Was Xavier." Excerpt:

    Rough translation:
     
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    I cant read french either :s
     
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    My French is pretty good, but it would take me a long time to translate the entire article, and it contains a lot of idiomatic and colloquial expressions with which I am not familiar. Nonetheless, I fed the entire text into Google Translate and what I got is surprisingly coherent. Here it is.

    ETA: "from thirteen to sixteen inches when erect" is a (bizarre and incorrect) translation of "de treize à seize centimètres." There are a lot of other small errors, such as the use of "he" to translate a neuter pronoun, but most of them you can probably correct for yourselves on the basis of the context.
     
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    Reading it I'm alittle confused. To me it sounds like it was good the first time then later it was uncomfortable and she asked him to be more delicate and read books on positions. Eventually they stopped seeing each other because of their size differences.

    Do people really stop seeing each other because of penis size?



    Oh yes Edit: Cal thanks for the translation!!!
     
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    Despite men constantly worrying about being too small, from what I've heard and read the issue tends to actually be when the guy is too big and it's just uncomfortable for the woman.

    I have two porn videos here where the women are nearly in tears actually.
     
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    Cal, you are a peach as always. And you have a peachy bum! :wank:
     
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    Yes, they went together just for sex, and when sex became uncomfortable, they split.
     
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    A$$ F*&% and S*&!

    Excuse my French :stickp4: :sgrin:
     
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    Google Translate?
     
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    Cal already did that. Read the 8th post in this thread.
     
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    Not that I'm enormous, but a GF broke up with me because it wasn't fitting well. She was small, under 5 feet, and I'm over six feet. She liked my size sometimes, but mostly got frustrated spending the time for her to open up enough. I didn't mind all that much as it was frustrating for me as well. We were friends for a while afterward.
     
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    when it's physically hard to connect there's going to be problems. there is such a thing as "too big" and such a thing as "too small".

    to each their own. the good thing is that if you find someone who can't handle what you're packing, there is always two other that can. it's more a matter of finding and getting along well.
     
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    I very good story!
    I have also one.
    ( sorry in advance for my Belgian English )
    A famous sexuologiste in Belgium, known from television wrote in her vagina-magazine a story of a married couple consulting her.
    The wife wouldn't have any penetration sex anymore. Her partner was rude during the sexplay.
    - And if he 'll try it to do gentle?
    No. He start gentle but when he's half inside me - he wants to get deeper.
    = That's very normal, you know.
    - Well it don't fit - he reached almost the end of the tunnel.
    = Bwa, a vagina can have a lot
    - Well mine not. Jos, let her see your penis.
    It seems to be that the guy had a real 9.5 incher.
    After a few sessions the couple broke up.
    Several years later the women came back on consultation.
    - I had 2 'bedfriends' the last year. And I still don't enjoy penetration sex.
    = Well almost 50% of the women enjoy other things. So you are not alone. Are they still too rude?
    - That's the thing. I don't feel anything - I didn t know that a penis can be so small...
    = ????
    - Well the first was approx 5.5" and the second I doubt he was 5"
    = That's the world of penis, absolutely normal. Your ex was the biggest penis I ever saw.
    - When you have it, you don't like it. And when you have lost it, you want it...
     
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