Okay, so I definitely feel morally obligated to write this. Now, I personally am not one to judge people, because I don't want people judging me. However, some of you guys really have to get over yourselves. I mean, really? I understand that you don't have to be gay or bi to be on this site and interact with others- I totally get that. But when you start jerking off to a gay guy on webcam and he asks you if you want to fuck him, DO NOT get on the defensive and start spilling that "I'm straight" bullshit. I mean, really? You're so used to lying to everyone else that you're starting believe your lies? hmmm OH! Something else that I enjoy are the straight men who message you and tell you how hot you are, how beautiful your big black pierced cock is (yeah, I'm getting a little personal here), and how they would totally suck it, and the moment you tell them that you'd let them fuck you, they're fucking offended! I mean, really? You sexually harassed me to start with- lets establish that. You're pissy because it's just so gay for me to get duke'd up the butt by you, but you gagging on my cock is acceptable? No ma'am. I'm sure your wife would agree. And one last thing. Straight Men, I appreciate what you do. I really do. I mean, hell- I've slept with a few of you, and let me tell you- you can tear a piece of ass up! And some of you can take my cock like champs- gotta give it to you. But I saw something yesterday, and it bothered the hell out of me, so I have to call it out. I'm not going to say any names, but, I witnessed a straight man jerk off, and he was about to shove a cucumber that I had to have been about 9x7 inches up his ass while quite a few openly gay men watched him. He even asked if we were ready to watch- Bitch, HELL YEAH! And then one person made a joke and he went ape shit about how this person seems to make him feel uncomfortable. I mean, really? I didn't see one drop of lube on that monstrosity of a vegetable, and you want to talk about feeling uncomfortable? I'm not trying to upset the apple cart, I'm just sayin'- when you start creating salads in your anus in front of a live audience, expect commentary, say please and thank you, and shut the hell up. Smooches! Dante'