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In buying dress slacks (particulary those as part of a suit ensemble), many stores will ask whether "you need more room in the crotch area" and then alter the pants for you. This helps resolve some of the problems we're talking about here in wearing dressier pants. The thinner fabrics are so much more revealing!

In my naivety in this southern rural area of the U.S., I went a number of years in adulthood before even realizing men's clothiers would provide this specific tailoring for "this kind of problem". But, they do.

One needn't be embarrassed to ask before purchasing.
I hear you, and this is exactly what I do when buying suits. But I don't wear many suits, and most pants I buy off the rack. Tailoring is a great thing to have, but I just don't have the extra bucks to spend on it most of the time.

Besides. sometimes you feel like showing your nuts, sometimes you don't.
 

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I always go by how good my bum looks good in jeans and trouser pant buying since it is said to be my best feature and so I want to highlight it to it's fullest by wearing pants that show it off best. Low rise jeans that are bootcut and tight fitting often do the trick nicely, and coupled with a short sleeve t shirt and a good pair of Converse sneakers I am set.
 

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Thanks, man. Is it an age issue or a location issue that causes a disconnect on that allusion? :confused:
I remember the commercial from my boyhood: I just assumed that anyone much younger than I am (b. 1961) would never have heard the jingle, and so would not recognize the allusion.

For the benefit of everyone else, I will quote the lyrics, which are firmly lodged in my memory, like most of the garbage that was poured into my brain through the television when I was a boy:

Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don't.
Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts,
Peter Paul Mounds don't,
Because--
Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don't!

Some advertising agency obviously earned their pay!
 

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Yep. So I'm an Almond Joy all the way.

And on that same line. We used to call M&M candies either male or female. You know, with or without nuts.

Ok. It was high school and any joke involving nuts or a reference to the male or female anatomy was hugely entertaining and wildly amusing. Hell, most of us had perpetual hard-ons then, full heads of hair, and tight jeans because we bought them that way, not because we were outgrowing them.

(I still have a full head of hair and tight jeans by choice. The perpetual erection not so much, but it always shows up when it's needed.)
 

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"Its called get a Tailor..."

I was merely trying to point out in my earlier post that men typically think alterations deal with adjusting pant leg lengths and sewing cuffs, etc.in purchasing brand new pants. Many guys simply don't know (or hear about) OTHER alterations being possible to help resolve bulge issues.

And, while it's true "tailors" typically are found in exclusive (i.e."pricey") men's wear shops, there are a few regional /national men's clothiers who have seamstress opportunities available to make these alterations for you--that is IF you know specifically what to ask for. (And not be too timid TO ask!)

I'll point out too, that I'm referring to suit pants and other dressier pants...not jeans or casual wear which typically cannot be "adjusted". THOSE of course, are bought right off the rack and are intended to be worn exactly as they are.
 

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It's a challenge to find dress pants that show just enough. I accept the fact that I'm always going to show a bulge, but for business I don't want too much. Once I was having some pants altered and the tailor told me I was "a really big boy" and there was only so much he could do. Flat front pants are a real challenge for me. I'm thin with a big package so it really shows!
 

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I wouldn't mind showing too much :biggrin1:

It's just I want MORE room in the crotch but I don't want that to mean MORE room (ie a looser fit) everywhere else.

For jeans its easy to get loose fit and things but with trousers I guess a tailor is the only way?
 

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:rolleyes:
I wouldn't mind showing too much :biggrin1:

It's just I want MORE room in the crotch but I don't want that to mean MORE room (ie a looser fit) everywhere else.

For jeans its easy to get loose fit and things but with trousers I guess a tailor is the only way?
:rolleyes: I agree with this statement...

I personally have never really shopped without a sister girlfriend present so i never thought "OH! there's too much bulge..." so the other day i went shopping *ALONE*.... I didn't have pants thrown at me or someone saying "oh those are good, get 'em." I have time to think... what i came up with is that the womens selection of pants has many, many more options!!!! I decided to look around in one store and i was surprised to find i wasn't the only guy shopping in the girls section...... If it looks good on you get it, because you probably wont find it anywhere else...:biggrin1:
 

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i always wear tight underwear and I like my cock to be upright and my ass to be squeazed into some tight jeans