Straight Auto Fellatio

[Wave85]

Not just gay, but if you started masturbating before the age of 18, it'd make you a pedo as well. It's LOGIC![/QUOTE

Oh shit that is logical...

 

[AlteredEgo]

Eh? You are somehow completely missing the point of masturbation; I'm pretty sure most people would have their attention focused on their genitals, and not their hand.

And it isn't homoerotic. It is autoerotic.

 

[Guy-jin]

And it isn't homoerotic. It is autoerotic.

Thank you.

 

[TexanStar]

And it isn't homoerotic. It is autoerotic.

It's autoboterotic.

 

[TexanStar]

Look, I found pics of autoboterotic asphyxiation.

I love gis.

 

[AlteredEgo]

@TexanStar , I was eating and nearly bit my tongue. Hilarious.

 

[Wave85]

And it isn't homoerotic. It is autoerotic.

and most likely, though not necessarily, autonomous

 

[AlteredEgo]

and most likely, though not necessarily, autonomous

Yes, I would guess nearly all masturbation is fully autonomous.

 

[malakos]

But you all have missed the central issue, that being if a guy takes himself to completion and swallows, is he still a vegan?

That hinges on whether autosexuality is exploitative.

 

[328982]

I'm not sure it's so clear cut. Masturbation is both autoerotic and homoerotic, surely, it's sexual stimulus with oneself and therefore with the same gender as oneself? Perhaps that's why straight porn is so helpful to a good wank: it distracts from the fact that you have a male penis in your hand and a male hand on your penis, whichever you focus on. I wonder what straight women would make of autocunnilingus if physically possible. Yes, it's having a tongue on your pussy but it's also having a pussy on your tongue?

 

[ronin001]

@TexanStar , you do know that though small in size, Huffer was one of the strongest Autobots next to Optimus.

 

[TexanStar]

@TexanStar , you do know that though small in size, Huffer was one of the strongest Autobots next to Optimus.

Huffer? HUFFER? Heresy, my friend!

That there is Brawn. But yes, I knew he was strong cuz I had that little piece of red plastic to decipher his stats on the back of the box

Brawn was my first and only transformer's toy till Christmas rolled around and I got Soundwave. All my friends had Starscream and shit, but hey, at least I had one to play with.

Funny story, but a friend of mine had an boxed G1 Megatron just lounging in his closet unopened and never played with (I have no idea why). We were in this comic store once which was selling some transformers and we brought up that Megatron in passing conversation to eachother and the owner lost his shit. He was offering my friend so much stuff for it, lol.

 

[TexanStar]

Serious money in original generation transformers though:

http://gizmodo.com/279598/original-transformers-boxed-collection-sold-for-1000000

 

[ronin001]

Serious money in original generation transformers though:

http://gizmodo.com/279598/original-transformers-boxed-collection-sold-for-1000000

I have a few of the originals, but they ore out of the box and on display, Had I kept my entire action figure collecting in their boxes, I could probably put a nice down payment on a car now

 

[TheBadRussian]

And it isn't homoerotic. It is autoerotic.

True. Also, if a guy writes a biography of another guy, it's not a homobiography.

 

[AlteredEgo]

True. Also, if a guy writes a biography of another guy, it's not a homobiography.

lol