In case your wondering what the emojis mean:
magic wand = tricks with his schlong (frequently Kegel bounces)
ruler = measuring or comparing to a mass market product
shoe = comparing to a shoe (don't get excited, no men's show icon available, apparently only women wear shoes)
beer mug (Mass) = comparing to a beer bottle or glass
coffee cup = wearing barista apron
red wine = comparing to red wine BOTTLE—the world famous comparison
two fists = double fisted jacking
three water droplets = cum shot
helicopter = cockopter
camera = specially great photo series
tomato = Campari or Aperol bottle
basket = great basket pic
tree = skyward pointed erection ready for riding hard
elephant = waving his schlong around like an elephant its trunk
top hat = magic grower (comparison between soft and hanging HEAVY)