Squirting seems elusive for my girlfriend, like it may never happen. I haven’t been with a woman who has squirted during sex or pissed in the bed.
But I have accidentally broken a bed with her. It was the kind that hooks the side rails into the headboard and footboard. Enough rocking back and forth will unhook one side, then kaboom! The entire bed collapses because the box spring has no more support, so down we both go. Oh and it’s a complete experience with the sheets peeling off the mattress, no longer tucked in. We actually left it that way until morning because we were exhausted. And yes it was my job to lift everything and put it all back together, fitted sheets and all.