Straight guys, I was wondering...um....

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  1. invisibleman

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    Would you date...fuck...mess with...sportfuck...skip around Malibu...ski in Gstaad...have anal sex in a Parisian pissoir...eat her pussy good...go to see a romantic chick flick with...allow a blowjob from...go eat some Roscoe's Chik'n n Waffles with...sip some Domaine Ste. Michelle with (but not that dry shit--the nice bubbly sweet shit)...fuck her so good her momma feel an orgasm build her own womb...or marry this woman?
     
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    Id get a blow job and eat some chicken and waffles

    No the rest
     
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    Well done photoshop. There's only hair on the boobs, not on the upper chest. If this was real, I'd get a blowjob and eat with her, as long as she wore a turtleneck
     
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    oh God no! Are you sure thats a real woman and not a tranny?
     
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    I know that I would really have to have that bottle of Domaine Ste. Michelle. EXTRA COLD. I would probably have to drink it all down brain freeze and all. Just to consider the possibilities. :biggrin1: ADDED A POST THOUGHT: If the sparkling wine hadn't worked...I would have the ice cold Jagermeister on standby.
     
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    I'm gonna have nightmares
     
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    OMG no! o.o
     
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    That woman's breasts looked like a hirsute muscular Turkish oil wrestler's hard ass
    trapped in a Victor Victoria's Secret bra.

    :eek::wink:
     
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    Now, those are a nice pair of coconuts.
     
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    I'd fuck her and come on her tits.
     
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    Thank you for your honest answer. I was considering the same thing but I just need a ice cold liquor:Jagermeister and sparkling wine for confidence. :smile:
     
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    Carefull.... She might fuck YOU and come in your face..
     
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    Equal rights!!!!
     
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    Crossing the line are we?
     
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    This photo is stuck in my head. Someone please help me!!!
     
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    The feeling that you feel is love. You are so thinking of her shaven pussy. :wink:
     
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