Straight roomie...

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  1. ExtremeJerker06

    ExtremeJerker06 New Member

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    So what's the best way to approach offering your straight roomie a blowjob without making it awkward? Or...does anyone have any stories about a similar situation?
     
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    Well, I have a girlfriend and consider myself straight preference, but I have been very curious about BJ's from a guy. So, at least you know that if I was your roomie, and let you for sure!
    -Kevin
     
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    the chance will arise beleive me i've had my fair share of straight guys - just get a little alcohol and start talking able their BJ's in the past - - they'll "need" one and you can give it! haha

    it works! lol
     
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    kj...d'you mind if we make an orderly queue?

    Me first obviously....
     
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    haha, no I don't think that would be a problem! You guys could even do it at the same time if you want!
     
  6. D_ohdarnit

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    yeah, i guess, this happened with my last years roommate we got a little drunk, and we started talkin about what sex gave better blowjobs (he was bi or something) so i said girls gave better ones since i had never been sucked by a guy but he said guys, we started arguing, he got up walked towards me unzipped me and blew me:biggrin1:
     
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    A real straight guy won't accept your BJ offer.
     
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    Don't make promises you aint keeping now. Tease!
     
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    i think a str8 guy may accept your offer.... a blow job isn't any big deal anymore....
     
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    To you or in general?
     
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    is there actually a "real" straight guy out there? I think not.
     
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    If you know he'll be home drinking watching tv, sports sit across or next to him after you take a shower with a towel wrapped around yourself and as you drink more let him see more and more and make sure you rub your genitals every now and then. When your buzzed or faking like you are get up to get some snacks and let the towel fall and go get them nude, when you come back don't put the towel back on just sit back down and if you can sit closer to him. Mention things like your horny and stroke it a few times like your jacking off.

    This worked with me for girls...
     
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    put a bag over your head and draw a chicks face on it
     
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    do you know the meaning of straight ??????
     
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    just apply booze, tell him to close his eyes and then tell him a mouth is a mouth!!!:eek:
     
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    In my exprience, if a straight guy actually finds you hot and wants sex with you, he will find a way to let you know! No need to orchestrate the event with alcohol or similar cloaking device?
     
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    Be really careful.. it might end up bad on your part if you just ask him.. or put the moves on him. Make sure he is consenting...
     
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    LOLOLOL.....seriously? that has got to be one of the most sluttiest things i've ever heard.
     
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    So uh, which won out? Who gives the best blow jobs?
     
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    I agree plying them with booze/ drugs has come backs..just do what I did........
    Wait till about 5 in the morning, sneak in there room...if they are like most hot blooded blokes they will have a massive morning wood....slip ya head under the covers and get on with it..they usually wake up and say nothing or they pretend to be asleep...they come you go...they make out they are asleep and know nothing about it!..

    This has worked for me at least 5 times! 4 of those in youth hostels when I was traveling across asia and australia!:biggrin1:
     
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