Straight roomie...

[e1ectricfee1]

If you know he'll be home drinking watching tv, sports sit across or next to him after you take a shower with a towel wrapped around yourself and as you drink more let him see more and more and make sure you rub your genitals every now and then. When your buzzed or faking like you are get up to get some snacks and let the towel fall and go get them nude, when you come back don't put the towel back on just sit back down and if you can sit closer to him. Mention things like your horny and stroke it a few times like your jacking off.

This worked with me for girls...

Haha that sounds way too complicated, but exactly like something I'd come up with...
Good thing I'm not attracted to my roomie. At all. x_x brb puke.

Might have to find a hottie to room with next year...hmm...

 

[Principessa]

A real straight guy won't accept your BJ offer.

Thank you! I am so sick and tired of certain gay men assuming all men are gay or at least bi. It's ridiculous. :tongue: That's like saying all men are good at fixing cars.

is there actually a "real" straight guy out there? I think not.

Yes somohomo, there really are quite a few men IRL who are 100% straight. :smile: They have never experimented with a guy, fantasized about being with a guy,
or pretended to be a woman so another man would show them their cock pics on line. You will just have to learn to deal with it. :redface:

 

[rob_just_rob]

A real straight guy won't accept your BJ offer.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[B_RedDude]

Thank you! I am so sick and tired of certain gay men assuming all men are gay or at least bi. It's ridiculous. :tongue: That's like saying all men are good at fixing cars.



Yes somohomo, there really are quite a few men IRL who are 100% straight. :smile: They have never experimented with a guy, fantasized about being with a guy,
or pretended to be a woman so another man would show them their cock pics on line. You will just have to learn to deal with it. :redface:

Since you don't have a penis, why don't you stay out of it, with your bolded, italicized and in-your-face-sized font? (From your attitude, though, maybe you wish you DID have one)

If I said that I was sick and tired of something that some black people do, there would be a problem, wouldn't there? So cut the heterosexism and stop slamming gay guys!

 

[rob_just_rob]

Since you don't have a penis, why don't you stay out of it, with your bolded, italicized and in-your-face-sized font? (From your attitude, though, maybe you wish you DID have one)

If I said that I was sick and tired of something that some black people do, there would be a problem, wouldn't there? So cut the heterosexism and stop slamming gay guys!

Uh, I have a penis and I agree with njqt. That ok with you?

It seems that a lot of people don't know what "straight" means, in the context of sexuality.

 

[biguy_ondl]

So what's the best way to approach offering your straight roomie a blowjob without making it awkward? Or...does anyone have any stories about a similar situation?

I was in college in the mid-80's in a small mid-western state institution. I had a roomie, we shared a small two story cottage near campus. I was just beginning to realize my feelings towards men. We were fraternity brothers, he was a soccer player a nice bod, face etc.

I was really attracted to him, but we were very close friends. I had a lot of girlfriends, but he really never hooked up and we discussed his "dilemma" a lot. He was hard up! But in my naivety, hell I was young, I didn't think about that sort of thing. We lived together for almost 2 years. In all those times he, to my knowledge, never got any pussy.

His last semester, during finals week, we were both studying pretty hard. He was downstairs, I was upstairs laying on the floor reading. I heard him come up stairs and into my room. He had brought up a joint to smoke to take a break. We smoked some and I started back to read while we chatted as well. I was laying on my stomach and he crawled over to me sat on my butt and started massaging my shoulders. I began to get aroused cause I really was hot for him after two years. I just didn't have the nerve to roll over and go for it. I knew or I thought I knew this was my chance but I didn't take it.

I had two regrets during my college daze (intended). One was not going for it with Jim, the other was not fucking this hot girl in my sociology class, but that's another story.

So make a "short story long" if you have the chance go for it you'll regret if you don't. :wink:

 

[B_RedDude]

Uh, I have a penis and I agree with njqt. That ok with you?

It seems that a lot of people don't know what "straight" means, in the context of sexuality.

This woman with whom you're agreeing is just loud (in an online context) and obnoxious (in any context). Hmmm, a certain stereotype fits her, doesn't it?

 

[Dorian_Gray]

i'm sorry but i do think i have to agree with njqt466... living here in atlanta you'll find a lot of STRAIGHT guys...(like straight as an arrow!)

 

[rob_just_rob]

This woman with whom you're agreeing is just loud (in an online context) and obnoxious (in any context). Hmmm, a certain stereotype fits her, doesn't it?

Loud or obnoxious people are sometimes correct.

 

[WhiteZombie]

This woman with whom you're agreeing is just loud (in an online context) and obnoxious (in any context). Hmmm, a certain stereotype fits her, doesn't it?

yeah, and i guess if we're throwing around stereotypes you prove that gay men (tops, at least) can be a major pain in the ass.

 

[Freddie53]

This gay, straight bi discussion here is interesting. Without defining the terms all could be right. I don't have the source for this but I remember reading these statistics.

1. About ten percent of guys are totally straight. They have never thought about sex with a guy. They would never have sex with a guy unless they were raped. There is not even a hint of gay sexual preference in them.

2. About 10 percent of guys are totally gay. They will never voluntarily have sex with a woman. They have never fantasized about it and never will.

3. Eighty percent, that is, eight guys out of ten are in the middle. Here is where the confusion is. This doesn't work like lining of elementary guys t go to the restroom in a single file line. That is if we picked 100 guys randomly. there wouldn't be a guy on every percent rather there would be clusters.

There would be lots of guys around the percent 50 as these guys have no real gender preference, but have an image of both guys and gals that turn them on.

There would be a cluster of guys that have a definite preference for gals, but also like the guys. And there would be a cluster of guys that have a definite preference for guys, but also like the gals.

The guys in the big group, eighty percent, are somewhat fluid. That is as teens because of culture, these guys assume they are only straight and consider any jack off or blow jobs as just helping each other out, not a sexual attraction. Then as they age and become more aware many will at some point prefer guys over gals.

Because this group it so fluid, it makes it almost impossible to make any generalized statements about this group that are going to be true all the time.

I have always believed that the vocal homophobic men are in this 80 % group. The louder they denounce homosexuality the greater that gay percent is.

I have no statistics on it, but I don't think that most straights in that 10 percent group are that vocal. They are bewildered by gay activity as they don't understand it, but they usually aren't the ones being vocal about it.

If there is a politician or TV preacher that always has an agenda against gays you can bet they they have had at least one gay experience and deep down would have another if they knew that no one would know and int he case of right wing preachers that God wouldn't know either.

This is my take on it.

 

[mister_y]

Ontopic:

First you should make sure that you both are comfortable when both naked. Forget your towel a couple of times when showering, show him (not too obvious) your dick and make sure you get to see his (walk into the bathroom when he is showering or something). After a couple of months he will not try to hide his manhood anymore.
Now you can start more talking about sex and blowjobs in particular. Off course the best way to try to suck him is when he is drunk. Something like truth or dare.

 

[Eva]

I agree plying them with booze/ drugs has come backs..just do what I did........
Wait till about 5 in the morning, sneak in there room...if they are like most hot blooded blokes they will have a massive morning wood....slip ya head under the covers and get on with it..they usually wake up and say nothing or they pretend to be asleep...they come you go...they make out they are asleep and know nothing about it!..

This has worked for me at least 5 times! 4 of those in youth hostels when I was traveling across asia and australia!:biggrin1:

Yeah, sexual assault is a surefire way to win friends and influence people.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

haha, no I don't think that would be a problem! You guys could even do it at the same time if you want!

I think I'm gonna have to push to the front of THAT line.

 

[B_IanTheTall]

My first roommate slept in the nude. It made me very uncomfortable because I was concerned how he would react to seeing me hard, since it was late summer and the freshman dorm had air conditioning and I know I quickly kick off all my covers. Years later it turned out he wasn't as totally straight as either of us thought he was and was then very willing to suck my cock head.

Basically, a supposedly straight guy might suck your cock if he get curious enough and notices how much his girlfriend likes your cock.


BTW if you haven't read any of my other posts, it's been a long time since someone accused me of being innocent.

 

[burlsun279]

I am still just amamzed at the pics and vid in KJGUYs gallery...

used to mess around with my Str8 roomate all the time in the dorms.

Good times!!

 

[B_RedDude]

i'm sorry but i do think i have to agree with njqt466... living here in atlanta you'll find a lot of STRAIGHT guys...(like straight as an arrow!)

are there a lot of ignorant, deluded fundamentalist Christians in Atlanta too?

 

[Principessa]

Yeah, sexual assault is a surefire way to win friends and influence people.

I was thinking the same thing!

yeah, and i guess if we're throwing around stereotypes you prove that gay men (tops, at least) can be a major pain in the ass.

:tongue:

i'm sorry but i do think i have to agree with njqt466... living here in atlanta you'll find a lot of STRAIGHT guys...(like straight as an arrow!)

Looks like I need to get out of Villa Rica more often and head to the big city.:biggrin1:

 

[musclebutt2]

This gay, straight bi discussion here is interesting. Without defining the terms all could be right. I don't have the source for this but I remember reading these statistics.

1. About ten percent of guys are totally straight. They have never thought about sex with a guy. They would never have sex with a guy unless they were raped. There is not even a hint of gay sexual preference in them.
(snippity snip snip)
I have always believed that the vocal homophobic men are in this 80 % group. The louder they denounce homosexuality the greater that gay percent is.

I have no statistics on it, but I don't think that most straights in that 10 percent group are that vocal. They are bewildered by gay activity as they don't understand it, but they usually aren't the ones being vocal about it.

This is my take on it.

Gotta luv those 10%. Nothing like a totally str8 guy completely comfortable in his own skin/masculinity, who has no issues about gays, but actually flirts back with his 'mo friends. Those are rare indeed and definite keepers.

OP: Go drinking with your buddy or at home, then watch pornos, talk about sex, smoke weed if you want, initiate general sex talk to get his imagination fired up... eventually introduce the concept that you've always wanted to suck dick, etc. Or, if you know he's really horny, say you're horny and start mutual masturbation b4 offering BJ's. This might take longer than one incident; it helps to invest in multiple sessions to let the sexual tension build up. Do it one step at a time, back off if he's getting skittish. If you have a hot female friend, have her agree to play the cocktease on your roomie b4 you guys go home w/o her. If you wanna speed it up, these chemicals are known to make 'em horny: alcohol, pot, G, X, coke, tina... of course, he might not be able to get hard on those, lol (never mix booze & G, that combo kills). Just remember, he might not remain your roomie or friend if he feels manipulated or date raped. Men are simple creatures when it comes to sex, but beware the pandora's box you are about to open if you play with them against their will. PS, the next day pretend that nothing happened, if he wants to talk let him start the conversation. But most importantly, don't brag to any friends or acquaintances about what you have done; your reputation for taking advantage of incapacitated breeders will spread and get you either raped, imprisoned, or killed.

 

[Principessa]

This gay, straight bi discussion here is interesting. Without defining the terms all could be right. I don't have the source for this but I remember reading these statistics.

1. About ten percent of guys are totally straight. They have never thought about sex with a guy. They would never have sex with a guy unless they were raped. There is not even a hint of gay sexual preference in them. This is without doubt the single most depressing thing I have read since they proclaimed a single woman over 35 has a better chance of being attacked by a terrorist than of getting married. :frown1: Then again maybe these stats are why that is true.

2. About 10 percent of guys are totally gay. They will never voluntarily have sex with a woman. They have never fantasized about it and never will. That number has to be higher. I'm guessing closer to 23%.

3. Eighty percent, that is, eight guys out of ten are in the middle. Here is where the confusion is. This doesn't work like lining up elementary guys to go to the restroom in a single file line. That is if we picked 100 guys randomly. there wouldn't be a guy on every percent rather there would be clusters.


I have always believed that the vocal homophobic men are in this 80 % group. The louder they denounce homosexuality the greater that gay percent is. I agree with that.

I have no statistics on it, but I don't think that most straights in that 10 percent group are that vocal. They are bewildered by gay activity as they don't understand it, but they usually aren't the ones being vocal about it.

Is anybody really bewildered by homosexuality these days?