Strange airport encounter

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  1. Imported

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    Donk: I just have to share this very strange (and kinda long) large penis related thing that just happened to me. If the other guy involved is a fellow LPSG member and is out there reading this, then I think I owe you an apology. Anyway, here's what happened. I really don't know what to make of it and any comments are welcome.

    I just returned home from a business trip. When I arrived at the airport to board my plane, I stopped in the restroom to pee. When I first started pissing at the urinal, I was the only one in the room. While I was pissing, another guy--very tall--came in and went to a urinal a couple stops down. (No dividers.)

    It was immediately obvious to me that he was really checking out my penis. Now, this is nothing new to me. I handled it the way I always do. Went about my business and pretended not to notice that he was staring at it.

    Then, about when I was finishing up and shaking off, he reaches into his jeans and pulls out what appears to be a truly gigantic penis. Even just glancing out of the corner of my eye, I could not help but miss it. And he obviously intended for me to see it.  It was at least a foot long--probably more like 14" at least--and thicker than my erection, in what I assumed to be the flaccid state. Even while he was swinging this impressive endowment around, he still seemed fixated on my 7-8" flaccid penis, which surely seemed puny by comparison.  I finished my business and zipped up.

    Now then, the other thing I immediately noticed about this incredible schlong is that it looked like it was made out of rubber. The size alone was enough to make me suspect that the thing was fake. Plus, though it did not look erect, it also looked too rigid to really be flaccid. It really looked rubbery and like it was some kind of big prosthetic or dildo. But it was a pretty good fake because it was not totally obvious.

    Mind you, I was trying to make all these observations while trying not to look like I was looking. Even though he obviously wanted people to look, I didn't want to give him the satisfaction.  But surely he knew I had seen it. The tables were really turned. I was trying to steal glimpses of it while I was washing my hands, drying off, etc. Usually, this is the stuff that OTHER guys are doing trying to steal looks at MINE.

    Anyway, the other thing that convinced me it was fake was that no piss ever came out of it. He just stood there awhile, jiggling it over the urinal, then stuffed it awkwardly back into his jeans.

    Still confused by what I had seen, I kept an eye on this guy as we both made our way through the airport. (It was obvious that he was also keeping track of me.) Somehow he managed to get through security with no one questioning the massive bulge in his jeans. Then I noticed that he immediately detoured into another restroom. Obviously he was just going to put on another show.

    I decided that I was witnessing some very strange behavior. Here was a guy who got his kicks by stuffing a huge fake penis in his jeans and whipping it out in airport restrooms to get shocked reactions. Or maybe this was some kind of X-rated Candid Camera stunt. Maybe it was just a way to make air travel a little more fun. Then again, maybe that thing wasn't fake after all. Real or fake, he surely enjoyed showing it off.

    Anyway, I just could not get this whole thing out of my mind. Then it turns out the guy is on the same plane with me and sits right in front of me. The whole flight, I kept wondering what the deal was.

    I decided I really had to get another look at this thing and maybe even talk to him about it just to set my mind at ease about whether the thing was real. This is totally out of character for me. I am straight and pretty reserved. I NEVER even say anything to guys who check out my penis, let alone say something to another guy about his. But I could not let this rest.

    (contd. below)
     
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    Donk: (contd.)

    I kept my eye on him when we got off the plane. As I expected, he soon found a restroom and headed inside to put on a display. Again the tables were turned--I have had guys follow me into a restroom to check my dick out before, but this was a first for me to do to another guy. He was in there pretending to piss at a urinal again. I went to a urinal at the far end and did the same thing.

    Again we checked each other out. Again, I thought I am pretty sure that thing is fake. It is to rubbery, too rigid, and just too damn big to be real. If it was real and assuming it was flaccid, this guy is in Long Dong Silver's league. (The guy was white though). I don't really doubt that a few penises of this size exist in the world. But it seems to me that most guys with this kind of endowment would be more interested in hiding their freakishness rather than looking for chances to show it off and get reactions. Then again . . . if fake, it was a pretty good fake. And why would you go around showing off a fake dick?

    As we were washing our hands, I got my courage up to say, "That's pretty impressive." He said, "Thanks. Yours too." I said, "Well, yours makes mine look small." He kinda laughed and said, "No, I don't think so."

    At this point I thought, aha, I've got him. If that thing between his legs was real, then he surely wouldn't be impressed by mine. I figured here was a guy who got his jollies displaying a fake monster dick. He obviously has a fascination with large penises and what it is like to be really well hung and now he is confronted with the genuine article and he can't help but be impressed. So I said, "And mine is real." I was thinking this would force a confession out of him. But he just said, "So is mine." I suddenly felt very embarrassed and stupid so I just cut off the conversation and left the airport as quick as I could.

    ANother thought that occurred to me is that maybe he was erect rather than flaccid as I assumed. An erect penis of that size is more believable (and probably would not be very rigid).

    I am still really confused and embarrassed by this whole event. I am embarrassed that I started a conversation with another guy about our dicks in the first place. And I am really embarrassed that I accused him of being a fake when he insisted it was real. (Especially since, if it was real, it certainly dwarfs mine!)

    Anyway, the "long and short" of it is I have either had a very bizarre encounter with a strange individual who makes a habit of displaying a fake penis or I have witnessed one of the largest real dicks on the planet and made a total ass of myself in the process. At any rate, I think I have learned my lesson about starting penis conversations in restrooms.

    If that monster of a penis was real, it is possible that the owner is a member of this group. He certainly should be! So, if you are out there and you are for real, sorry for being such an ass. My hat is off to anyone who can out-dick me by so much. I hope you accept my apology and will let me know if you do. (But I bet that was not the first time anyone wondered if that thing was real! :))

    Like I said, I just had to share this story. Anyone have any comments?
     
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    Donk, looks like you've had the rare pleasure to run across Herr Fraud Pfisser von Munchhausen, a descendant of the famous liar and con man of the 18th century.

    Just be glad the encounter only cost you a little peace of mind - it could have cost you your life's savings.

    ;D ;D ;D

    Pecker
     
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    ClosetMKE: Life Savings" ?? huh?? why? ( i don't get that one)

    Anyway.... Donk.... i don't think you should be embarrassed. When you started talking about his dick, did the guy look uncomfortable talking about it?

    when he told you it was real, you should have called him on it and asked him to prove it, had him whip it out again and see it closer up. Then you'd know for sure, and you'd never see the guy anyway. Then you'd truly know that status of another "big dicked" guy.

    i don't think you made an ass out of yourself. it seems natural 2 guys with big dicks would broach the subject at some point. no harm in askin'. you're cool.
     
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    Donk: Well, I don't think "Herr Munchausen" ever stood a chance of bilking money out of me over it. :) He didn't seem embarrassed when I brought it up and, anyway, it was obvious that he was actively flaunting it. So it was really like he "brought up" the topic.

    I think what really bothers me is that I left it at an accusation that it was fake. And his response--i.e., not coming clean when confronted over it--leads me to think that there is a good possibility it was real. Anyway, I already went way out of my comfort zone when I started talking about it and called him a fake. So taking it a step further to an actual challenge was really out of the question.

    I appreciate the supporting comments, though. I know this is a shot in the dark, but I really hope he reads this. If you are out there and reading this "big guy", please respond either here or by private message.
     
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    Okay, Donk ... you said very tall. Does 6'6" sound about right? Plane from what city to what city? Hair colour? Build? I have a suspicion who Mr. Mystery Cock might be. The M. O. and the fact that he was just travelling by plane rings a bell.
     
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    It wasn't me ... honest!

    My only thought about this guy, whoever he is, is that either way it's easy to feel a little downcast on his behalf:

    If "it" is genuine, it must be a burden, pretty well unusable, and I think your guess is right; he might be incapable of getting beyond a floppy semi erect state. And maybe the only benefit his size gives him is the chance of a little slightly creepy exhibitionism.

    If not, well ... even more so, I would have thought.

    But maybe DMW knows better.
     
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    Donk: DMW, I have sent you a private message with a more detailed description. Hope you can shed some light.

    Max, I agree with you that if it is real it must certainly have its downsides. In fact, when he said it was real, I almost said something like "Well, if that thing is real, then I feel kinda sorry for you." But by that time I was very uncomfortable and just trying to get out of the situation. Anyway, he sure took pride and pleasure in showing it off. As I mentioned, I would think that most guys with such outrageous endowments would be more interested in avoiding the predictable attention at public urinals than in seeking it out.

    And, of course, if it was fake then he is to be pitied for his psychological problems.

    On the assumption it was real, this was a really new experience for me. I think I now know how smaller men must feel when confronted with mine--for the first time I encountered a penis that not only made mine feel small but was so much bigger than mine that I could not believe my own eyes. Quite a role reversal for me :). It also gave me some insight into how even a straight guy can find an exceptional penis fascinating.

    Again, if you are out there and for real, please get in touch. (I assume that even if it was fake, the guy might still read a boad like this but be less interested in communicating with me. But if it is real, I owe an apology for my skepticism.)
     
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    queenie: It has been years since I have thought of this story but I had a friend who was a urologist for the VA. One night, we asked him for his strangest medical story. He told us of this guy who had developed gangrene of hte penis due to some combination of cocaine and cockrings... he literally had a hard on for days apparently but the blood supply got cut off and the penis died. So my friend fashioned him a new one using a skin from along his thigh - so his penis is now as long as his thigh. After that heals, my friend wants to have the guy undergo surgery again so can make it look more normal. The guy refused - he rather liked the look of it, even though it was functionless as far as sex was concerned.
    I recall making two comments - the first one was predictable: "Great! Our tax dollars at work." The second one was, "Well, it takes all kinds" to which my friend responded, "It doesn't take all kinds, we just have all kinds."
     
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    Yes, it was real. I sent what I know about the dude via private message.
     
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    Icarus213: I'm a little baffled that someone in lpsg knows the guy. Of all the men in the country, what are the chances of that?
     
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    littlbigguy: The airport encounter sounds bizarre indeed to me, not just due to the ungodly enormity of the guy's (presumed) endowment and his modus operandi with it, but also due to the chain of (apparently) coincidental interactions he has with donk all before, during and after his flight. Happening to, of all people, donk, who even more than most of the rest of us knows what it's like to live at the very high end of the male endowment spectrum, this sounds almost like a moral tale from Greek Mythology. Or maybe Twilight Zone, as I don't believe that even our new Homeland Security department is working on protecting us from psychic forms of airport invasion like this one. Equally amazing is that now it seems that DMW might actually know something about this, and (seriously) for donk's sake I truly hope that he might. Frankly, I'm glad that something like this hasn't happened to me, but if it ever does I hope that someone like DMW will still be around to resolve the disturbing mystery and help me come back to my senses too.
     
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    wondering: Donk,

    I found your story to be very humorous. I had to read it twice, and I laughed out loud both times. I continue to chuckle to myself thinking about it. Forgive me. I will get over it. This is a classic case of the shoe being on the other foot. Further, I am happy that it didn't happen to me. I probably would have reacted in the same manner.

    From reading the thread, I am wondering if this guy is independently wealthy and flies around the country jiggling his dick over urinals in airport bathrooms. And I am also wondering if your stalking him made him so upset that he couldn't relieve himself. Or, that he actually relieved himself and you simply didn't see it.

    I am curious, if after having reflected on this for some time, how you will react in the future if something like this should occur again. Has this been a humbling experience? Will you be more cool and collected the next time? Will you suggest that he consider becoming a member of LPSG?
     
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    The coincidences get even stranger. I met Rip (Mr. Airport Penis) through another LPSGer, albeit one who hasn't posted lately: Dante Scotti (aka Dantesco). Gunner (of www.gunnerworld.com fame) has tried to convince Dante, Rip and me to join him in his video ventures. At one of Gunner's publicity parties in Dallas, Dante introduced me to Rip. I have encountered and spoken with Rip once since then ... I know more about the dude than I'm really comfortable with knowing! Anyway, don't expect to see any of us three on videotape; we're not interested in becoming porn 'actors'!
     
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    wondering: DMW,

    I don't understand why you state that you "know more about the dude than I'm really comfortable with knowing!" Is he a member of the "Airport Penis Mafia?"
     
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    I just mean that at our second 'meeting', Rip for some reason felt the need to open up and share personal insights with me that that I really didn't need to know: sexual history, reasons for his strong exhibitionistic streak, favourite sexual activities, kinks, etc. More info than I need for a casual acquaintance.
     
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    Donk: I really want to thank everyone for their input on this. And huge props to DMW for identifying "Mr. Airport Penis"! I'm probably being silly, but I know I will stress about this until I can communicate my apology to him.

    Peter, it sure was a "shoe on the other foot" experience for me. "Humbling" might be a little strong (I'm just too damn cocky to be humble 8)) but it certainly was a new perspective. For the first time I know what it feels like to encounter a penis larger than mine. And I am both impressed and a little relieved that mine is not that big.

    Re my "stalking" making him pee-shy, that surely was not the case. In our first encounter, HE came up to the urinals where I was in the middle of pissing and started staring at MY dick long before I had any idea of what he had in his pants. Then he whipped it out and stood there quite deliberately making it visible (and still eyeing mine the whole time). Then, within minutes after we left the first restroom, he headed into another restroom--with lots of guys coming in and out of it--obviously intending to put on another show. In our second encounter, it is true I followed him into the restroom. But he was already in there, had chosen a urinal right next to another guy, and had it out jiggling it, again obviously displaying it. (The other guy just pretended to ignore it. But he couldn't have missed it!) Meanwhile, Rip was obviously looking over the other guy's head down to where I was standing at the far end. (The other guy finished up and left before Rip and I were alone in the restroom and I started talking to him.) If Rip really just wanted to piss in peace, he could have gone into a stall and easily avoided the attention that his penis unavoidably gets.

    As for future such encounters, I have learned my lesson. I will follow my natural instinct and keep my big mouth shut!

    Re coincidences: I guess it is sort of strange that we would wind up on the same flight (especially since I was originally supposed to be on an earlier flight and changed my reservation). But I don't think it's such a huge coincidence that someone on this board knows him. Think about it--The internet has vast scope and this board attracts users from all over the country (and world) with a shared interest. A 14" penis is very rare. If a guy with a 14" penis makes a habit of showing it off everywhere he goes, it is going to get noticed. Not that surprising that it would have come to the attention of someone on this board.

    Anyway, this is sure an experience I won't soon forget. Thanks again for all the input.
     
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    wondering: I just struck me that between the two of you, there was six feet.
     
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    Donk: [quote author=Peter Beader link=board=meetgreet;num=1039050365;start=15#17 date=12/06/02 at 06:48:39]I just struck me that between the two of you, there was six feet.[/quote]

    Hmm, I'm bad at math, but not quite sure how you get that figure, Pete. I only count 25". Oh, wait, now I get it :)

    Anyway, just want to let everyone know the case is closed. Thanks to DMW, I got in touch with the guy, said my piece, and everything is cool. Many thanks to all for your input and major props to DMW!
     
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    Between the two of you, besides six feet, it seems from your account that on the second occasion there was an innocent third party, who can't have known where to look.

    Let's hope that he survived that brief encounter with his ego still in one piece ...
     
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