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Hello ladies, how come when you have had the most attractive man on the planet on this board since last August none of you has asked me for a shag. Do you not think this is more than a little odd. Maybe somebody could explain this to me?

Thank you for your time
 

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That is indeed a mystery! I don't know what the other ladies might be thinking! As for me, I'm just shy...
 

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Hello ladies, how come when you have had the most attractive man on the planet on this board since last August none of you has asked me for a shag. Do you not think this is more than a little odd. Maybe somebody could explain this to me?

Thank you for your time


You could always go shag yourself...
 

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If I were a lady, I would feel intimidated by someone who refers to himself as "the most attractive man on the planet". Perhaps a little more humility on your part would do it for them. Good luck.

Well I've only just described myself as that, before I was being ever so 'umble and that clearly wasn't working. So I have decided to be more honest
 

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Hello ladies, how come when you have had the most attractive man on the planet on this board since last August none of you has asked me for a shag. Do you not think this is more than a little odd. Maybe somebody could explain this to me?

Thank you for your time

No worries, Catch, it's just a distance thing for me. :wink:
 

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Oh, it is physically possible, and if you fall any more in love with yourself, you could probably be considered such :wink:

Well as I'm clearly not getting any better offers I will have to go for that, I expect that I can find the instructions on the internet some place :rolleyes: :biggrin1: