Strange Behaviour

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  1. Catchoftheday

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    Hello ladies, how come when you have had the most attractive man on the planet on this board since last August none of you has asked me for a shag. Do you not think this is more than a little odd. Maybe somebody could explain this to me?

    Thank you for your time
     
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    That is indeed a mystery! I don't know what the other ladies might be thinking! As for me, I'm just shy...
     
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    I can understand that, you probably noticed I am a bit shy myself :redface:
     
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    I'm sure when you post a face pic they'll be pounding down your door. :wink:
     
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    You could always go shag yourself...
     
  6. Catchoftheday

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    I did once, but I thinl everybody was too busy swooning over my photo to actually talk to me :redface::frown1:
     
  7. Catchoftheday

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    I don't think I can ..even if it was physically possible I'd probably need to be gay
     
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    If I were a lady, I would feel intimidated by someone who refers to himself as "the most attractive man on the planet". Perhaps a little more humility on your part would do it for them. Good luck.
     
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    Well I've only just described myself as that, before I was being ever so 'umble and that clearly wasn't working. So I have decided to be more honest
     
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    Try a middle ground; not too humble or conceited.
     
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    I think you are fuuunnnnyyyy! Do I detect ginger hair? Very sexy!

    And to others trying to down him, he's just having fun!
     
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    Why, I am the most attractive bovine on this site and nobody has asked me for anything apart from milk...

    They must all be blind.
     
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    Detect ginger hair? If you need a closer inspection ...:redface:
    Having fun? No one has asked me for a shag, is that fun :eek::biggrin1:
     
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    I'm thinking all the offers have been lost in the post...
     
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    Well, that is a very big, soft nose...:wink:
     
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    Must have been. That is the only possible explanation.

    :rolleyes: :biggrin1: I know, do you want to touch it? It's all wet. :eek:
     
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    No worries, Catch, it's just a distance thing for me. :wink:
     
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    Ok - Thanks for thinking about it :redface:
     
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    Oh, it is physically possible, and if you fall any more in love with yourself, you could probably be considered such :wink:
     
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    Well as I'm clearly not getting any better offers I will have to go for that, I expect that I can find the instructions on the internet some place :rolleyes: :biggrin1:
     
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