niner: On a more serious note, to play devil's advocate, he hasn't been doing anything particularly wrong in the last while - we can at least try to be cordial ourselves.
robert, to be honest man, I have no idea just what you're asking. I have no idea why there are large ones and small ones and bent ones and whatnot. Maybe it makes more sense in your head that they be proportional to body size.. but they're not. There are many other body parts that are the same way - hands, feet, arm length, nipple size, hairiness.. it's just what makes a people diverse. Nobody can answer your question - it's one of those things you just gotta live with. You have what you have, and there's no rationalizing it - it's just a fact. You can try to change it - surgery (yeowza!), injections (eek!), etc., but in the end, it's not really you, it's what you've made yourself to be. Best to bite the bullet and accept that everyone's different. This isn't meant to be condescending, it's just the way the world is. Besides, there's more to life than what's in your pants. Mindseye's right - this place isn't just about penis size and function: there's a world out there outside of your pants, and if you're spending so much time hung on that one little part of it (pun intended

) then you're going to miss out on a lot, and I feel bad for ya.
Hope it helps.