Strangest Sex...

[Sixx]

I recently had the strangest sex of my life...and I hope nothing weirder ever happens.

Let me start by explaining a bit...I work at a wildlife zooish place for rescued animals, I primarily work just feeding and cleaning up after the 3 bears we currently have, my one manager who is a bit of a bear freak like me is openly gay.

Well hes 32, outdoors type, and verryy hott, when I first started working with him he explained that hes gay and if I was not comfortable with that I should be asked to be moved to a different area, I guess he has problems with a co-worker before. Although I told him I was bi and nothing but innocent flirting ever since then.

We ussually talk about the bears, since we both share a common interest there, but sometimes about guys or girls, and often about sex. One day he jokingly said hed love to have me in bed, I told him i wouldnt mind going on a camping trip with him.

The camping trip did'nt happen yet. But the other day he kissed me and we began to makeout for a bit and then I moved in to give him head and he stopped me and said wait till we get off work and we can play more later at my house....

So i went with him to his house that night when we got off and he gave me the best head and rimming of my life and then asked me if im up for something new I told him of course...and thats where it went a little weird...he left the room and donned a mascot bear suit with a dickhold for his cock to pop through...which was pretty long and thick...at first i told him no way thinking he was joking as well but he said bears dont take no for an answer and put his cock to my mouth....so yes i was fucked by a man in a bear suit....

Share your wierd storys...and hopefully make me feel better about myself...

 

[goodwood]

well sixx -
no offense intended, but i did have a hearty chuckle at your story.
mine? in college i had been out to supper with friends at some schmancy place in boston, got back to the dorm and this grad student chick that was into s&m showed up at my room. i had to get my belt off and undid my belt and ripped off and in so doing, it made this huge slapping sound. the girl's eyes got really big and she smiled and was like "Oouuuu!" thinking that this was an invitation. i had just eaten too much and wanted to get my belt off in a hurry. well, i've never been one to kick a gift horse in the mouth. lol.

 

[VeeP]

:lmao:

I'd say bear 'freak' is a bit of an understatement.

 

[Principessa]

Sorry, I got nothing.

 

[parchissi]

Bags be goldilocks.

 

[B_pinoyurge]

okay, that was not weird. but it's hot.

 

[Northland]

I recently had the strangest sex of my life...and I hope nothing weirder ever happens.

Let me start by explaining a bit...I work at a wildlife zooish place for rescued animals, I primarily work just feeding and cleaning up after the 3 bears we currently have, my one manager who is a bit of a bear freak like me is openly gay.

Well hes 32, outdoors type, and verryy hott, when I first started working with him he explained that hes gay and if I was not comfortable with that I should be asked to be moved to a different area, I guess he has problems with a co-worker before. Although I told him I was bi and nothing but innocent flirting ever since then.

We ussually talk about the bears, since we both share a common interest there, but sometimes about guys or girls, and often about sex. One day he jokingly said hed love to have me in bed, I told him i wouldnt mind going on a camping trip with him.

The camping trip did'nt happen yet. But the other day he kissed me and we began to makeout for a bit and then I moved in to give him head and he stopped me and said wait till we get off work and we can play more later at my house....

So i went with him to his house that night when we got off and he gave me the best head and rimming of my life and then asked me if im up for something new I told him of course...and thats where it went a little weird...he left the room and donned a mascot bear suit with a dickhold for his cock to pop through...which was pretty long and thick...at first i told him no way thinking he was joking as well but he said bears dont take no for an answer and put his cock to my mouth....so yes i was fucked by a man in a bear suit....

Share your wierd storys...and hopefully make me feel better about myself...

I was amused and aroused at the same time. Nothing of that sort has happened to me, although I remember an episode of CSI where people dressed as animals and had sex. Fortunately for all it is on You Tube-

YouTube - CSI Fur and Loathing Part 1

YouTube - CSI Fur and Loathing Part 2

YouTube - CSI Fur and Loathing Part 3

YouTube - CSI Fur and Loathing Part 4

YouTube - CSI Fur and Loathing Part 5


There are all types of people out there and dressing up as animals or nurses or preachers or astronauts are just some of the way people find sexual bliss. Everybody has their own likes and dislikes.

 

[Silvertip]

... We ussually talk about the bears ... but sometimes about ... sex. ...

A bear fetish, ehhh? Share these attachments with your manager.

 

[chip59]

That must have been quite a surprise for you. I'm guessing you made his day.
I once had behind-the-garage sex with a guy in a horse costume at a halloween party. He wasn't all that amused when I asked him to whinny for me, but he did it anyway.
I've run across several oddball videos on X-Tube in which people dress as animals and have sex. I think fans of the fetish call themselves "furries"

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

I thought that was FUN! "Bears don't take no for an answer"! (let's face it; if the guy is cute, he can get away with wearing a bear costume)

Boy, Sixx, when you mentioned "strangest sex" and then immediately said you worked "at a wildlife zooish place for rescued animals".... well, of course, I thought bestiality in the back of my head.... that's a little too strange for me!... but a bear costume -- I can hang with that -- sounds kind of kinky in a fun way

 

[B_quietguy]

Some may call that strangest sex, but as long as everyone enjoyed the experience, nobody got hurt, and everybody treated their partners respectfully, does it matter if somebody calls it strange?

Hey, have you ever heard of furry fetish? There is an entire subculture of people who enjoy having sex while dressed as furry animals. Not for me, but if you enjoy it, go for it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_(subculture)

 

[Sixx]

:lmao:

I'd say bear 'freak' is a bit of an understatement.

Yeah I really like bears and working with them is great...I really love those animals but I never wished to be fucked by one...but its grown on me...and I cant wait till next time lol.

 

[Garth33]

photo from the scene of the "Crime"

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

photo from the scene of the "Crime"

HAHA! So if that guy walks up to you and says, "Nice basket" ... he's probably talking about your "pic-a-nic basket?" :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[open501s]

You can find this activity in the on line community called Second Life. The furry sub culture has a lot of fun there.

 

[Branleur49008]

There is an entire subculture of people who enjoy having sex while dressed as furry animals. Not for me, but if you enjoy it, go for it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_(subculture)

Just when you thought you knew of just about every subculture out there, along comes this...sex while dressed as furry animals. Wow...would have never imagined that one. Seems rather bizarre to me, but I guess one man's bizarre is another man's fantasy.

 

[Branleur49008]

I got a blow job by a funeral director at a wake.

A co-worker's father died. Another co-worker and I went to the wake. The old man was well known in the community and there was quite a crowd. I went to use the restroom and there was quite a line waiting to use the facilities. One of the funeral home employees directed me down a hallway to the employee's bathroom.

I opened the door and saw this hot, hairy little dude in a suit with his pants down around his ankles, his hairy legs spread and his hand wrapped around his dick pumping away, with a gay porno mag in the other hand.

There was a combination of horror, terror and deer-in-the-headlights registering across his face. After I realized he was jacking to gay porn, I closed the door behind me and said sort of sarcastically "Let me lock this."

I told him he was glad it was me who walked in on him. By then he had lost his hard on, out of pure fright I suspect, and started to pull up his pants.

I can't remember exactly what was said but I tried hard to let him know he was safe with me. He started to get a semi-boner again and agreed to take me to a safer spot so we could mess around.

I followed him to the basement and into a locked supply room, which he opened and we went in. We made out for a few minutes, then he felt my hardon in my pants. He undid my belt, unzipped me and gave me a really great blow job while he stroked his cock. He came just at about the same time I was blowing down his throat.

We didn't say much afterwards, I thanked him and then he opened the door and asked if I remembered how to get back to the viewing room. My co-worker was pissed because he was ready to go and had been trying to find me. I made up some stupid story about realizing I knew one of the funeral directors and that we spent a few minutes getting caught up.

After I got home and was taking my pants off, I noticed a big cum stain on the cuff of my pants from where he had blown his load.

 

[B_matadoo]

Catholic Halloween costume party. She went as a blonde "Daisy
Duke" complete with wig. I was a grey haired old man in suit coat and overalls. We sucked and fucked once outside the party in hiding and again with the lights and camera on fully dressed when we arrived home.

 

[indianpoker7]

there was a similar incidence on an epi of entourage,turtle finds a girl on craig's list who wants him to fuck her in a squirell outfit

 

[sxjTheFirst]

Not with costumed people. I am sure I would remember that for sure. Nothing really weird unless you consider doing stuff outdoors.