Strangest thing you've ever had in your mouth?

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Please remember that I'm going to describe something that happened a long time ago, when I was just a toddler. It was only years later that I remembered this incident and thought about what I might have done.

One day I toddled into my parents' bedroom and, being a naturally curious child, I began poking around on shelves and in drawers. At one point I opened the drawer in the night-table beside the bed and found a strange object. It felt sort of rubbery and looked like some kind of balloon. Continuing as a naturally curious toddler I began to chew on it. Since it obviously wasn't a piece of bubble gum I put it back and closed the drawer.

I'm still not exactly sure what it was or if my folks noticed little tooth marks on it. I also don't know if I punctured it at all, which could have caused my little sister.

O===w
 

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Baby vomit. Never tickle a baby while holding it overhead and laugh at the same time. Especially if said baby has recently been fed. *ew, ew, ew*
 

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Seafood Stuffed Flounder... Red Lobster.

I mean, if you pay for the higher priced items their fare is alright, but one night I made the mistake of ordering this "gem" at 14 bucks. Fuck MEEEEEEE!

The flounder was one dismal affair that no amount of salt could bring to any semblance of life. But that wasn't the worst of it. It was the so called "seafood stuffing" (which at the time I think was billed as "crabmeat stuffing").

Regardless, this pasty-ass poor man's version of "stuffing" begged anything even remotely seafood like.

Maybe it got splashed with seafood on the way to my plate. Maybe it sat within 10 cm of seafood. Maybe it read about seafood in the morning news, or dreamed it was seafood before suddenly awakening from its slumber. Maybe this piss-poor pate, for want of a better word, was seafood in ANOTHER fuckin' life, certainly none too recent.... maybe if I closed my eyes long enough I could've wished this shit plate away... y'know?

Oh, did I forget to mention this dish sucked, BIG time?? :cool:

lol...i guess you're not going back to that restaurant! One of the best reviews i have read.