Stride Gum Guy is HUNG

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Agreed. A cup is hard and relatively stationary. Aside from the obvious difference in shape, it doesn't flop around in one's pants the way a flaccid dick does. Also, a cup would be higher and more centered. What I'm seeing is hanging to the left as dicks so often do.

I also agree with ricky that the guy is kinda sexy.

Point taken guys. You might be right, I might be right (He's getting rammed by a RAM! lol) Either way, can you really tell he's hung from the 3 seconds of him walking towards the camera before he gets hit by the ram... he might be hung, he might not... I dunno i don't see the IT as a "omg he's hung" for sure... It's a funny commercial though, ouch!
 

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...can you really tell he's hung from the 3 seconds of him walking towards the camera before he gets hit by the ram...

No, you can't. All you can really tell is that there's something moving around in his pants, which I conclude is a penis (and testicles, of course). Since you can see it moving, he's probably wearing loose boxers or he's freeballing.

But the fact that you see anything indicates that he's not small when he's flaccid. That doesn't necessarily mean that he's huge when he's hard, but odds are that he's above average.

In any case, what's fun about the clip for me is just that you see his penis moving at all, because it's not something you normally see on TV.
 

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I was totally gonna post this thread last week, but I forgot or got sidetracked. The first time I saw that commercial I nearly choked because I immediately caught glimpse of the side pipe he had in those slacks.

Made me want Stride gum...and no one could have possibly torn me away from my Mint Mojito Orbit, either.
 

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they must be on to you guys, all I see anymore is an edited version of the commercial excluding any coverage of any supposed bulge.
 

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I just saw the commercial tonight - it is without a doubt cock in those shots.

It's not a cup, because even if he does wear one when he gets hit (assuming it is not digitally rendered), he isn't wearing it in the opening shot with the dick flopping around. There is an obvious cut, so any cup that would be added would have been added for the "hit" shot only.

Just my two cents.
 

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..yeah, his cock was flopping pretty good. Looked like a normal sized soft beating around in there. I have one of those bulge boosters and it works so well, especially under thin dress slacks like he had on.
 

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for those of you who couldn't see it, check out the left side of his crotch as he walks. :wink:
 

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I like the Stride Sweet Cinnamon flavored gum. They always have some neat sayings inside the package.

Speaking of packages. DAMN, that guy did have some serious dick print going on in the slacks! :eek:
 

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threads like this kill me, we live in a world with 100 gazillion totally naked unbelieveably hot dudes on a trillion different web porn sites, doing everything under the sun,

and the pants bulge of the stride gum guy that may (or may not) show the fleeting glimpse of a vague outline of his cock generates more posts than a naked celebrity in outer space would.

i guess it really is sexier to leave more to the imagination, huh?
 

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This commercial hurts, but not the ram.
And by the way, that is dick bulge for sure.
 

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100% sure it's dick we're seeing. So reassuring that I'm not the only one who nearly wore out my TiVo remote going through it frame by frame! That dude has a bright future if casting agents continue to appreciate his assets. I'm noticing more attention paid in a lot of commercials (and other TV) to subtle but definite crotch styling.