Strip Clubs

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  1. D_Roderick Beresford Stiffington IV

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    Some friends and me are going for our first time to a club called Wiggles here in NYC, a nude club for 18+. I was hoping someone experienced going to strip clubs could give me like a run down of what goes on, things I need to know...how much money you usually end up spending, etc. From what I read theres no alcohol served at nude bars in NYC, not sure if thats a national law or local. My other friend was wondering if you can get a blowjob at these kind of places? I told him I don't think so ever since they started to crack down on prostitution in NYC years ago, but like I said I don't know what I'm talking about. Are there any clubs in NYC that you can get a BJ? He seems pretty...determined...to get his dick sucked haha. Were going this weekend just looking for a good time, any help or insight would be nice.
     
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    - the music will be very very loud to discourage actual conversation. Though you can try to talk to the girls there, usually it wll be limited to something like "do you want a dance" and "yes" anything beyond that will be hard to make out.
    - never heard of a strip club not serving alcohol. Often the girls will try to get you to "buy them a drink", which means you get to sit and talk to them for five minutes in exchange for paying for a $10 beverage (even steeper than they usually charge). Of course, over the music you can't really hear anything. If you buy a drink for yourself it will probably run $3-$8.
    - expect to pay a cover if you go during peak hours. A lot of clubs will let in guests for free during off-peak hours, and some are free all the time, but most of the time you'll be paying $5-$20 at the door.
    - once inside, there will usually be a central stage where the girls do poll dances and strip teases. There will be chairs lined up close to the stage where you can get the best view. If you sit in these chairs, they will expect you to deposit dollar bills in the strippers' g-string or toss them on stage. You don't have to do this for every girl, but they'll want you to. If you hold the dollar out, they'll come over and rub their titties or ass in your face. Unless NY is one of those weird states where there is a rule against touching. They will usually strip down to fully nude, some states don't allow bottom nudity, some states make them wear pasties on their nipples. If you are sitting in one of the chairs by the stage and not handing out dollars, the girls will get pissy.
    - there will also be girls walking around, sometimes offering to sell drinks, usually trying to get you to agree to a private dance. They will all usually act very friendly and as if they are interested in you. They are not. They only want your $20. If you refuse private dances from enough of them, their attitude will often shift from friendly and flirtatious to bitchy and mean pretty quick.
    - If you do agree to a private dance, you can get a lap dance or table dance most of the time. Table dance they will do a private strip tease for you at the table on the floor. Lap dance or private dance they will generally take you to a private booth and do a private strip tease for you there, generally much closer and with more touching involved depending on the place and the local laws. Some will get totally nude, others will leave certain garments off. Some will allow you to touch them, others will tie your hands. If they let you touch, they might allow so much as you to suck on their nipples or maybe even finger their pussy a bit, but probably not. A few may try to dry hump you through your clothes. If they do any of this stuff, they will probably try to work up to it. One "dance" is usually $20 and lasts maybe all of four minutes, or one song. They might not even get completely nude during this and then they'll try to talk you into doing one more dance after another, often suggesting that they might go just a little bit further if you pay for one more dance. Be careful with this, in a few minutes you could go through enough twenties to pay for a real hooker.
    - some strippers will perform sexual favors. Including blow-jobs or even straight sex. Many work as prostitutes in addition to stripping and may offer to come back to your place with you if you pay them enough. This is almost invariably against the house rules though, and many girls will get offended if you ask. You could get anything from a stern rebuke to getting thrown out of the club on your ass, depending on how you ask and how forward you are.

    So, in summation, expect to pay maybe $10 at the door, another $5 if you want to sit up front for the main strip tease, maybe $40 if you agree to a private dance, $20 for drinks, and another $5 if you're dumb enough to use the ATM machine on-site, which always has outrageous service fees.

    Good rule of thumb, just be careful what you agree to. All these girls are trained to flirt to get your money, they know what works. Remember you don't have to pay for anything you don't want and no matter how generous you are and how well you tip, except in very rare cases, none of them are actually genuinely interested in you. Be careful about looking for/asking for sexual favors... and if you go that route, be prepared to spend another $50-$500 depending on the girl, the place, and what exactly you ask for. (though... don't get suckered into paying that much... $300 can get you an hour alone with an escort that looks like she just walked off the fashion runway. Or $150 will get you a nice massage, body wash, and fuck from some cute Korean girl who doesn't speak English. If sex is what you want, that's a much better use of your money)

    and though this should be self-evident, for god's sake, make sure you've got a condom. Any real sex professional will have them on her, if you encounter one who doesn't, that's all the MORE reason you should use one.
     
  3. AlteredEgo

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    The man above me said about everything. In NYC, the girls will get nude or nearly so on stage, but when they come close enough for you to touch them, they will have on panties, or hot pants, or something.

    If you go to a nice place, you will not be able to get a blow job. These are dancers, not hookers, and some of them are very, very hurt and offended if you mistake them for 'ho's. You can apologize with cash though, and all will be forgiven.

    The places where I heard a guy could get head closed down when Disney bought Times Square. I never heard any specifics about where to find prostitutes in any of the outer boroughs, except for one place on Boston Road, in the Bronx, on the Bronx/Mt. Vernon/Pelham Manor border. But that was a few years ago at this point. I don't even know if the place is still there.
     
  4. OKFarmer

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    The thing that was left out in the first reply. The girls are allowed to touch you. They may put your hands on them or tell you that you may touch them. If you reach out on your own a bouncer will be watching even in your private room, and you will a) be told not to do it again, b) get your ass beaten like a red-headed stepchild, c) go to jail for sexual assault and battery. The girls are there to get your money. The bouncers are there to make sure that the club owner doesn't go to jail for running a whore house. Some states, like Oklahoma, only serve beer in the area the girls will be stripping. To drink another alcohol you have to go to a separate room with just a bar in it.

    The girls will all have names like Jade, Jasmine, Rose, Amethyst, or other assumed names. Your name doesn't really matter to them, but they'll remember it as long as you have a wad of $1's and a roll of $20's.

    I advise going up to the stage area for a $1 dance if they allow it. $1 for tits in your face is a pretty good deal. If you haven't been to a strip joint before, you probably shouldn't sit on Perve Row. Perve Row is the area 160 mentioned just off the stage. Last time we went, my buddy and I sat on the Row and this nasty old skank was dancing. He decided to tip her because no one else was. The used-up crank ho got all excited at the thought of another hit and climbed off onto the shelf we had our beer on. She squatted down so he could slip his $1 in her g-string and accidently spilled his beer with her ass.

    Get a lap dance (private dance) from one that looks good close up. Remember, she isn't really interested in you just another $20. When I turned 22, my friend took me to a strip joint and paid $200 on lap dances for me. Yes they were good, but I wouldn't have shelled out that much. He only spent $20 on himself and blew his wad halfway thru the song so his dance ended.

    Expect to have fun, but don't expect to get laid. The moment you walk in the door, the girls decide you are just another customer. If your bud really wants to get laid so bad, have him get a prostitute instead. He may wind up spending all his money at the club getting drunk and trying to lure someone in otherwise. Drunk, horny disappointed guys tend to get rude. The bouncers will most likely be built like oakstumps and who wants his ass kicked?
     
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    I'm from NYC and have done a bunch of strip clubs.

    The topless clubs have alcohol, the nude clubs do not.

    Different clubs in NYC offer different extras. Lap dances, stand up dancing and hourly services. I've checked it all out. The most I've ever gotten offered was a fully nude girl in a private backroom offered to let me fuck her tits, but it would have cost like $300. Generally when you pay for the half-hour or hour private time with a stripper, she's just going to give you an extended lap dance and try to make you come by rubbing your cock through your pants.

    I would say the best bargain is to keep paying for a bunch of lap dances at $20 a pop. If you keeping throwing the 20's out, enough girls will grind up against your package that you may very well cum with your pants still on. That for me is the fun of a strip club.

    I don't know if it's like this elsewhere, but some of the girls in NYC really grind into your lap. It can be really hot!
     
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    Strip club and their survival are dependant upon the following factors; horny naive solvent males hoping to get laid with a dancer via an exchange of an obscene amount of hard-earned cash. Now the chances of that happening are about as high as winning the state lottery but that doesn't appear to dissuade legions of men who leave strip clubs each night with lighter wallets and blue balls throbbing in their pants. Manly pursuits can be expensive and painful.

    Which is not to say that strip joints can't be entertaining. In Tampa, Florida, world headquarters to pole dancers and home of the Mons Venus, owner Joe Redner is waging an all-out guerrilla battle with the local Jesus freaks. The weapons: Bullhorns v Air Horns.

    Preacher Larry first showed up in front of the Mons Venus with a small megaphone admonishing the dancers with "God is not impressed with the size of your breasts!" Owner Redner responded with a slightly larger bull horn which drowned out Larry's biblical pleadings. Soon the ante was upped considerably when Larry returned to the strip club sporting the forminable Sound Blaster 2000. Joe was then forced to retaliate with a pair of air horns producing about as much noise as the old supersonic Concorde on full afterburner take-off. The gloves are off! Stay tuned.
    http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=44008
     
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    First, you are a human ATM and nothing more. The stripper will be fascinated with anything and everything you do and say as long as the money is flowing.

    If a dancer offers a lap dance or other private dance that you don't want, turn her down politely and she will move on. It is business.

    As someone said above, names like Angel and Crystal are common. I have never met a stipper named Mary or Debbie.

    Last, put a condom on if you tend to cum easily. The dancers have this amazing talent for finding your package and rubbing it with their ass... and you may even get a hand on top of the pants. A condom should stay on your cock even when limp, and a load in a condom is alot better than messy pants.

    Enjoy!
     
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    :biggrin1: My house is just down the road from Dulles International Airport, where the Concorde used to fly out of, so I can appreciate that joke.
     
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    What? Are you actually serious? I'd much rather spooge in my underwear than walk around with a condom on all day. bleh.
     
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    bring at least $200. bring a bunch of $1 to throw at the girls on stage if a girl is super fucking hot throw her a 5 and she will come by you when she is done and sit in your lap and talk about a lap dance. bring a ton of $20s get dances from at least 3 girls and see what each one does different and then get another dance from the girl that gave you the best dance . TELL HER she gave you the best dance out of the 3 and good things may cum?

    if you want to get a bj or fuck a stripper then bring an extra $300

    what you can and cant do all depend on what type of club you are going to. if its a hole in the wall then you will be able to get your hands all over her for just the price of a lap dance or 3. these types of clubs are where you can easily end up fucking a stripper or get a bj.
     
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