Stroke the ego of the person above you

The Meat Rod Cometh

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Beautiful cock there man

That cock shall conquer the world and bring all under its sway. The world shall be named after it.
This planet shall take up that cock as the symbol of masculine virility and shoot off into space in ships made in its shape.
The new world religion shall be to worship that cock on altars made of gold.

Shorter Condensed Version: Nice cock dude and nice hat.