A cock so meaty and formidable it inspires the use of my favorite words for the male organ -- pervy, bro-y, man-musk-loving words: schlong, dong, johnson, package. Hairy, low-hanging balls to match. You'd make a church minister blush if he saw you in the locker room.
I worry that your perfectly hairy, succulent ass is wasted on women, but I'm sure they enjoy all the rest just fine.