Strongest cock on LPSG?

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  1. D_Percy Pantsed

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    I just held up 5 pounds with my cock for about 45 seconds, who needs big muscles?!?!?!?! Going for 7.5 pounds tomorrow, hopefully I don't break my dick
     
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    i feed my cock 30 grams of protein every morning and night .. it benches 250 pounds
     
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    XD that's scary dude.
     
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    Maestro071's mighty member once lifted a burning car off of an injured kid. the kid was blind. and walking his three legged pupy at the time of the accident.

    Calboner's prodigious pecker once stopped a speeding train. Denzil Washington and Chris Pine recently starred in Unstoppable, a big screen adaption based on Mr. Calboner's heroism.
     
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    Wow...that's amazing! I struggled to lift a Volkswagen Beetle full of old people and change its tyre with mine. I'm awed by the heroism.
     
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    really old people travel with heaps of medical equipment.... so ya figure 4 old people with all their medical junk (walkers, O2 tanks, those lil power cart thingies) is probably actually closer to lifting a VW with 9-10 old people inside. cut ya peen some slack, he's totally worhty of his own Vertigo comic book.

    oh, were you lifting with your knees or your back? cuz good form is really important.
     
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    I'm not getting these responses, you guys just being funny or you think I'm lying? I have pics in my profile, just too lazy to post them in the thread
     
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    Well, the car was loaded with all of the things you mentioned and an additional 'Ned Flanders' type grandson. So, thank you very much! I guess my tackle is pretty epic. :tongue: I mean, after fixing the puncture and giving the car a complete service, one of the old ladies fell unconscious - in complete awe of my awesomeness. I resuscitated her and cured her of all illness (because that's the kind of guy I am). :cool: Unfortunately, I lifted with my back. It's ok now, but it was touch and go for a while.
     
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    dude, you're young. you've only started cock building.

    if you keep up your workouts one day y'all be like Quercusone.

    Quercusone's towering togger is currently contracted out to the US Military to assist in a deep sea expedition in the San Marianas Trench. he's already discovered 7 new species.

    dude, he's doing that shit for science..... science, that's deep. :yup:
     
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    you're penis should have it's own parade *is moved to tears by your story*
     
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    What can I say? We all know you're right but sadly the government refuses to sanction such an event. They had some sort of objection to the 20ft inflatable penis....conservative fools! Don't cry! I know it's an incredible story of bravery, extreme courage and self-sacrifice, but really, don't cry. Thankfully, my penis also has a built in tissue dispenser. *gives tissue* (By the way - everyone was right. You ARE awesome! :biggrin1:)
     
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    Maybe you should give that some more thought...
     
  13. MickeyLee

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    tissue *sniffle* with aloe.

    herotic, humble, sensitive and leading the pack in penis based avertising.

    i checked your profile, you put a nike swoosh on your loverly longshore man....BOOM... you're selling sneakers like Jordon cicra 1997.

    (by the way - :kiss:)
     
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    That aloe is damn-good stuff! You may be on to something! I can get myself an agent! Yeah... I need to go and make some phone calls! I just hope I don't go out of fashion like BMX. (Thank you very much and :10:).
     
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    i haven"t tried lifting anything, but mine once put out a huge department store fire with a few well placed spurts.
     
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    I will have a go. As you can see from myvids I have hung and flexed items but not known weight. After looking at your post I just tried a 1kg bag of sugar in a carrier bag on the end of my hard cock and it was a reall strain on my pc muscle but I managed it and my heart was racing thunderously for a moment!!! so feel I have had a workout. i think 1kg is about half of 5lbs so that is impressive mate. I wil try and get weights and post vid. Did you start of with as smaller weight and work up. I have read somewhere that it is not advisable to hang weights on penis???
     
  17. D_Percy Pantsed

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    Ya 1.1kg is 2.5lbs, I'm not going to make a habit out of it, just wanted to see how much i could hold, ive never been able to get it down past 90 degrees once it's fully hard, so i figured i could hold quite a bit, just held 7.5lbs off it for acouple minutes
     
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    Up to 10lbs
     
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    i think they are making fun of you because well its an unusual thing to do. also your not really as big as most of us guys here so maybe you got like torque or some other physics thing on your side for not being EXTRA long
     
  20. D_Percy Pantsed

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    Ya i wish i had a big one that just hung there, like white pony
     
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