Stud Farm For Women?

[thirteenbyseven]

Heidi Fleiss, former Hollywood madam, entrepreneur and one of the most hideously unphotogentic women ever to populate this planet has come up with yet another get-rich-quick gimmick, a stud farm bordello for women in Nevada. I can't add any more than what has been extensively written by editorial pundits on this subject over the last few days except to ask for your opinion. Would you go to a bordello for women, and if you did what requirments would you ask for in a man?

My fiance, who invariably goes for the Pierce Brosnan James Bond over the Sean Connery version, said she would choose any of the musical opera group Il Divo if she could first check what they had in their pants. (At least in that respect she has become a very spoiled girl with me.) Her sister who has always gone more for the NFL football type, said she would request Patriot quarterback Tom Brady or Tampa Bay Bucks' Chris Simms (if he isn't too flattened by onrushing linesman.) In the last couple of days, in print and on the radio, I've heard women offering up their idea of a dream guy...and you know what?

Women think differntly than we guys. When I look at women I compartmentalize- hooters, tush, legs, goodie area. Women not only look at the overall package, they look at the situation, mood, personality interaction, etc. Just for that reason alone a stud farm has it's work cut out for it. And by nature of the sex act a male has to be aroused.

Take Heidi Fleiss as example one. There isn't sufficient Viagra or Cialus in all of Clark, Washoe or Nye counties for my admittedly long wanger to budge from a straight down position in order to perform for that obnoxious creature. What happens if Ethel Snerd from Cleveland picks Dash Riprock and he can't perform? Does she get her money back? Also, what happens if a man proves TOO popular, and is asked to perform say, over a dozen times a day?

Clearly a stud farm for women is more complex an equation than a traditional bordello.

 

[MsLulu]

Hmm.. Stud Farm, where do I sign up? Bout time.

 

[BobLeeSwagger]

I think there may be a niche market for this, but I'm not sure it's big enough for this to work. I think there are probably are some women out there who would pay to experiment anonymously, or are really too unattractive to get sex even when they offer it. But this proportion of women would be far, far smaller than among men. AND she'd have to trek out to Nevada to do it.

When you really think about this, it points out the inherently lopsided nature of heterosexual sex. Women really are the gatekeepers. If a woman wants sex bad enough, she really only has to offer it and at least one guy will take her up on it. (Doesn't mean it will be any good, but that's another story.) I suppose this is how it should be, what with women bearing the brunt of the consequences of intercourse and all. But it really points out why someone hasn't tried this kind of prostitution ring before.

Personally, I think it's just a pitch for an HBO series!

 

[ClaireTalon]

I guess if there was a stud farm that really deserved its name, meaning the guys can really call themselves studs (in my eyes, that means guys who are hung and have the bodies of NFL QB's), I could imagine takin the hike to NV...

But then again - sex at a bordello is just not the same as sex with a guy you picked up yourself and who doesn't give you paid-for attention.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

I have to say I also agree that there is an inequality out there, and women come out on top (so to speak) in this case. We do tend to have the upper hand in terms of deciding if/when sex happens with a guy. Bill Maher said something about this on his show, comparing all the hoops men feel they have to jump through to "score" with a woman when they go out to a club and saying something like, "meanwhile, a woman who wants to get laid basically has to do... her hair."

I have no problem with Heidi's idea, but I would be surprised if she can make a go of it, actually.

 

[KidBrown]

I could imagine that it would be a big success actually if she actually ran it properly. Have you ever been around a group of drunk and single women with a little money to blow, and dirty minds? It would be hilarious if they had different options for a price range.

Woman: What do I get for a $50,000?

Heidi Fleiss: For that kind of money you can get Brad Pitt to make a trip down here !!!

Woman: What about $10,000 dollars?

Heidi Fleiss: Well, for that amount of money, you could get any number of professional athletes, or if it suits you, and male porno star you desire.

Woman: What about twenty bucks and a free coupon for a Happy Meal?

Heidi Fleiss: Umm, this guy Kid Brown washes dishes in the kitchen............

 

[Lordpendragon]

Isn't this what adultfriendfinder.com is for?

 

[BobLeeSwagger]

Bill Maher said something about this on his show, comparing all the hoops men feel they have to jump through to "score" with a woman when they go out to a club and saying something like, "meanwhile, a woman who wants to get laid basically has to do... her hair."

And even then, as long as her hair's not dirty.

 

[benbreton]

hey peoepl how are yuo girls tonight?

 

[Matthew]

hey peoepl how are yuo girls tonight?

Graet, thakns!

 

[madame_zora]

I could imagine that it would be a big success actually if she actually ran it properly. Have you ever been around a group of drunk and single women with a little money to blow, and dirty minds? It would be hilarious if they had different options for a price range.

Woman: What do I get for a $50,000?

Heidi Fleiss: For that kind of money you can get Brad Pitt to make a trip down here !!!

Woman: What about $10,000 dollars?

Heidi Fleiss: Well, for that amount of money, you could get any number of professional athletes, or if it suits you, and male porno star you desire.

Woman: What about twenty bucks and a free coupon for a Happy Meal?

Heidi Fleiss: Umm, this guy Kid Brown washes dishes in the kitchen............

Magical!


I don't think it would go over enough to be a sizable venture because it's just too easy for women to get laid. Yes, there are serious inequalities here, but it is what it is, and I can't really seeing very many women being willing to pay for something that gets thrown at her easily enough.

 

[Lordpendragon]

I wish I had a $ for every time I have heard a guy say after being married for a while "I wish I'd known before that women want sex as much if not more than men". Well I would have enough at least for a good meal out.

The difference is that many guys can treat sex totally objectively - so yes, we can just want one thing. But there are plenty of women now who are happy to be the same if and when they choose and not need the relationship, love, support etc etc.

I think that the internet is one thing that is showing me this and maybe the Stud Farm's time has come. Shame about the US strange rules that it has to be in the middle of nowhere - you could always pick up a male stripper at a hen party perhaps.

 

[bek2335]

I heard Mike Tyson was going to be working there. And no, I'm not joking, I did hear that.

 

[Mandee]

lol... I heard about this "Stud Farm" too.... I live in Lyon County, Nevada in the town of Yerington so there are quite a few brothels or "ranches" around here...

I actually think it's a pretty cool idea!!

xoxo

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Any chance of Johnny Depp being on this ranch?

 

[Mandee]

Oh, I hope not... I don't find him very attractive - more like scary...

 

[Act2_Begins_Now]

I don't think it would go over enough to be a sizable venture because it's just too easy for women to get laid.

I'm thinking that if we are paying money we would be getting a lot more than just being laid.

 

[naughty]

Oh, I hope not... I don't find him very attractive - more like scary...

ISnt it great that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder? IT gives all sorts of people a chance.:wink:

 

[B_blackkid]

Goodness, it's lucrative sounding. I'd forego my college degree to have sex and get paid for it; now I just need to invent something. . . I'm sure some chick would love to fuck "Bill Gates" or the creator of Apple ( who's name is actually in my head, but mix-matched with the creator of FTP right now ), and if I created something of the sort chicks would dig me. Chicks... with braces... and no fashion sense... but it's all good as fashion sense matters not when you're nude. ~_^;

. . .

Yeah, I'll stop dreaming now.

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