Stud Fees

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A Ritchie County, West Virginia farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy about 9 years old opened the door.
    'Is yer Dad home?' the farmer asked. 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
    'Well,' said the farmer, 'is yer Mom here?'
    'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
    'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'
    'He went with Mom and Dad.'
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
    'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.'
    'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your Brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, Pregnant.'
    The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about that' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know
    how much he gets fer Howard.' :biggrin1:
     
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    :lmao: Too funny. I know a dude named howard too. He's hung, and the ladies really love his charm. hahaha
     
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    child labor!!
     
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