Study Says French Biggest in Europe

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A study sponsored by a German condom company says that the French have the biggest penises in Europe. The Swedish and Estonians are also big. At the bottom are the English, Finish, Irish, Spanish and Greeks. Here is the story from a Spanish newspaper. I've always said the French are dicks.

http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/438923/0/estudio/medidas/pene/
 

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I suppose it could be true. I would be surprised though if there is that big a difference between men in so relatively small a continent.

Is there a variation between men in different parts of Africa or Asia or Oceania etc?
 

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The disclosure by the condom company about the French probably is true. Some of the greatest porn stars in France, i.e. Marcel Magna de Le Wieniere was reported to have an erect member of 34 cm and a girth of 22cm. Guy de Maupasant had a flacid member of 29cm. His erection could lift a wood burning stove 6cm off the floor without even a grunt. Toissant le Ouverture was able to bat a softball 220 metres with his erect member. This was hotly disputed by a group of Huguenot interlopers. The massive glans on some of these French precluded them from normal intercourse. So it goes.
 

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so you can name 2 Frenchmen with large dicks and it follows that all Frenchmen are hung?

I hope that the survey was a little more scientific than that! :)
 

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A study sponsored by a German condom company says that the French have the biggest penises in Europe. The Swedish and Estonians are also big. At the bottom are the English, Finish, Irish, Spanish and Greeks. Here is the story from a Spanish newspaper. I've always said the French are dicks.

Un estudio revela que los españoles están entre los europeos con el pene más pequeño - 20minutos.es

I am spanish and I think I am more than above avarage in dick size,in length and most of all in girth,
Most of spanish guys I know are quite big,
When I was young abot 14 years old we just go to the river to swiming,some times 10 to 14 of as, all naked we were all about same age and we all were same size,, None of as were less than 7" long..in girth I was the thickers one,,
So ,,like in every nacionality there are guys with big dicks and small dicks.
I just want you all to know that.. Studys dont mean anything...I am telling you
 

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The disclosure by the condom company about the French probably is true. Some of the greatest porn stars in France, i.e. Marcel Magna de Le Wieniere was reported to have an erect member of 34 cm and a girth of 22cm. Guy de Maupasant had a flacid member of 29cm. His erection could lift a wood burning stove 6cm off the floor without even a grunt. Toissant le Ouverture was able to bat a softball 220 metres with his erect member. This was hotly disputed by a group of Huguenot interlopers. The massive glans on some of these French precluded them from normal intercourse. So it goes.
:rofl:Thank You, best laugh I've had all day! The imagery alone...bravo.
 

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The disclosure by the condom company about the French probably is true. Some of the greatest porn stars in France, i.e. Marcel Magna de Le Wieniere was reported to have an erect member of 34 cm and a girth of 22cm. Guy de Maupasant had a flacid member of 29cm. His erection could lift a wood burning stove 6cm off the floor without even a grunt. Toissant le Ouverture was able to bat a softball 220 metres with his erect member. This was hotly disputed by a group of Huguenot interlopers. The massive glans on some of these French precluded them from normal intercourse. So it goes.
OMG :lmao:This really did make me Laugh Out Loud!! Thanks! :biggrin1:
 

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Pretty much garbage if you ask me.........Some of the biggest dicks I have ever seen were Greek, Polish, and English! While some of the smallest I have ever seen were French, Greek, and Polish>>>> I think there are BIG dicks of every nationality, and SMALL dicks of every nationality! Its pretty much just luck of the draw! The people conducting the study got lucky with there "French Lot" or were french and trying to make themselves feel better...:tongue:
 
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So the Swedes are among the biggest and the Finns among the smallest...? The sample must have been tiny!
 

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I find it to pay off more to be one of those who live in the smaller countries, as someone who is larger if your local average is smaller it only makes you look bigger. I'd choose to be in one of the smallest countries if any of this mattered, I have no need to be proud of my fellow country men ALL being large, Id be prouder if they were all tiny hehehe.