Stuff I find amusing

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    People who camped out at Walmart at 11:00 pm on Thanksgiving.

    Next?
     
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    I can't decide if I find that hysterically funny, tragic, or incredibly frightening.
     
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    I found nightmare on elm street quite amusing.
     
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    Can you imagine?

    I need to get into Walmart RIGHT NOW! No, it CAN'T WAIT!!

    What is this world coming to ... ?
     
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    well, to Wal-Mart.
     
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    I read it. It sounded alot like the yearly "Running of the Bulls" in Pamplona, Spain, complete with frenzied mobs, stampede injuries and other assorted fun.

    SG
     
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    A professional conversation I had countless times in my life...

    He: "I've got a hard-on, inserting it..."
    Me: "Hmmmmmmmm..."
     
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    For some reason the theme from "Bonanza" was running through my head after I read that. I think that store should do more than just hold a DVD player for her. Give her a shopping spree equivalent to the amount she'll have to spend on medical bills, then close the store so she can shop safely by herself.
    Of course, no one asks us, so that won't happen.
     
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    i find the existence of MicroSoft quite amusing...
     
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    just got the soundtrack to "Rent".
     
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    five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes. how do you measure, measure a year. in daylight, in sun...

    (oh, don't mind me. rent just happens to be MY FAVORITE MUSICAL OF ALL TIME!!!) (but gosh it's soooo sad)
     
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    I want to choreograph to "Seasons Of Love" sooooo bad it hurts.

    Man, Rosario is tearing up "Out Tonight." Who knew she could sing?
     
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    The smooth feeling of an aged hand slithered across Harry's young, supple skin. His penis stood erect. "Quiet, Harry," said Dumbledore with a slight grin, "we're gonna play wake the dragon".
     
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    LMAO!!!

    Am imagine a threesome with Harry, Ginny, and Hermione. Heh heh heh.
     
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    I find the horrible spelling and grammar of many on this site amusing.
     
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